Random Drunk Coment To A Girl

[ChipWrecked]

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My two favorites for getting shot down:

"Hey want to dance?"
"No"
"I don't think you heard me, I said you look fat in those pants"

Followed by:

"Want to dance?"
"No"
"That's OK, I had to go take a dump anyway"

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"Want to dance?"
"Would I!"
"Harelip! Harelip!"

gawd, I'm old [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Slow Play Ray]

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"Hey want to dance?"
"No"
"I don't think you heard me, I said you look fat in those pants"

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brilliant! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[cdxx]

"hi"
"hello, would you like to buy something?"
"no, i just came over so i could get a hug from you."