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08-24-2005, 03:05 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
What did speirs say that was deleted by Mat ?
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#23
08-24-2005, 03:06 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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me: *noticing 2 girls who look similar* "are you two sisters" sister 1: "yay don't we look the same?!?!" me: "ya except she has the head of a football...and her eyes are too far apart. kind of like 'Hey Arnold'" sister 2 to her guy friend: "kick his ass" he never did. [/ QUOTE ] This is the funniest thing I have read this week.... ***One of my beauties***...In a similar scenario to quoted poster. ME: *Noticing 2 girls who look similar* "Are you two sisters??" Sister 1: "Yes, We are?!?!" ME: "Where's Cinderella??" Sister 2 : *Hits Me* Sister 1+2 - *Have now left the Vicinity*
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#24
08-24-2005, 03:08 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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[ QUOTE ] me: *noticing 2 girls who look similar* "are you two sisters" sister 1: "yay don't we look the same?!?!" me: "ya except she has the head of a football...and her eyes are too far apart. kind of like 'Hey Arnold'" sister 2 to her guy friend: "kick his ass" he never did. [/ QUOTE ] This is the funniest thing I have read this week.... ***One of my beauties***...In a similar scenario to quoted poster. ME: *Noticing 2 girls who look similar* "Are you two sisters??" Sister 1: "Yes, We are?!?!" ME: "Where's Cinderella??" Sister 2 : *Hits Me* Sister 1+2 - *Have now left the Vicinity* [/ QUOTE ] OMG, I'm stealing this.
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#25
08-24-2005, 03:11 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
oh i've got way more. i'm a huge ass and due to that i've definetly left some poon i coulda had "on the table". maybe i'll share the Bullwinkle story sometime.
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#27
08-24-2005, 03:26 AM
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I must forewarn u uw_madtown.... **DISCLAIMER** Sometimes it works, other times u get bruises... [/ QUOTE ] I don't care about using it to pick up chicks, I just think it'd be hilarious. If they have a sense of humor and laugh, all the better.
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#28
08-24-2005, 03:31 AM
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[ QUOTE ] I must forewarn u uw_madtown.... **DISCLAIMER** Sometimes it works, other times u get bruises... [/ QUOTE ] I don't care about using it to pick up chicks, I just think it'd be hilarious. If they have a sense of humor and laugh, all the better. [/ QUOTE ] just make sure they're not with their friend Fabio for the night [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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#29
08-24-2005, 07:57 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
My two favorites for getting shot down:
"Hey want to dance?" "No" "I don't think you heard me, I said you look fat in those pants" Followed by: "Want to dance?" "No" "That's OK, I had to go take a dump anyway"
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#30
08-24-2005, 08:36 AM
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her: "my name's rachel" me: "i'm 27 y/o i have 2 kids." *i'm really 22 and have no kids* "i'm married but i take my ring off at night to meet chicks" her: *looking REAL uncomfortable focusing now on my friend* "so what's your name" me: *interrupting her* "i'm not through with you yet..." *insert constant barrages here* [/ QUOTE ] This is funny. Do you think up the constant barrages in advance or just whatever pops into your head?
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