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#11
08-23-2005, 08:25 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not that good a story, now I tell it again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wasn't pretending. [/ QUOTE ] Never mind man, its just that Yanks don't drink 30 cans of Stella as a warm up before going out, you have to be British to appreciate the humour in that tale of woe. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Mack 
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#12
08-23-2005, 08:36 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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[ QUOTE ] Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not that good a story, now I tell it again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wasn't pretending. [/ QUOTE ] Never mind man, its just that Yanks don't drink 30 cans of Stella as a warm up before going out, you have to be British to appreciate the humour in that tale of woe. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Mack [/ QUOTE ] Yeah. So uncivilised. Didn't have time for 30 cans before this party though, it was just 1/2 bottle of vodka on the way there, and several cans once in. I'm such a lightweight. Good party though. Was drunk, had a fight with about 10 little blokes in the street and won!, and a snog from some rough old sort my mate had a year long crush on (the one whose eye I poked, incidentally) cos she felt sorry for me getting bruised up a bit. I actually didn't try to shag her out of respect to him, so must have had a lucid moment. Top entertainment though. Man, I'm getting nostalgic.
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#13
08-23-2005, 09:26 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
Me: Wanna dance.
Her: No thanks. Me: Don't be so picky. I wasn't.
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#18
08-23-2005, 11:18 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
my two greatest moments:
her (super drunk): hi me (equally drunk): are you about it? she was. 2 weeks later a diff girl. her: hi, i think i know you. me: wanna go to my room? she did.
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#19
08-23-2005, 11:23 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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ME: "I'm James, and you are...?" HER: "Tiffany" ME: "Well...I'm looking forward to you rolling over, waking me up, and we have Breakfast At Tiffany's" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] haha, nice
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#20
08-24-2005, 02:50 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
her: "my name's kara"
me: "do you have a gag reflex?" her: "no" me: *puts finger up* "prove it" *proceeds to stick finger down her throat her: *no reflex* --------------------- her: "my name's rachel" me: "i'm 27 y/o i have 2 kids." *i'm really 22 and have no kids* "i'm married but i take my ring off at night to meet chicks" her: *looking REAL uncomfortable focusing now on my friend* "so what's your name" me: *interrupting her* "i'm not through with you yet..." *insert constant barrages here* ------------------- me: *noticing 2 girls who look similar* "are you two sisters" sister 1: "yay don't we look the same?!?!" me: "ya except she has the head of a football...and her eyes are too far apart. kind of like 'Hey Arnold'" sister 2 to her guy friend: "kick his ass" he never did.
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