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08-23-2005, 02:37 AM
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Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
ME: "I'm James, and you are...?"
HER: "Tiffany" ME: "Well...I'm looking forward to you rolling over, waking me up, and we have Breakfast At Tiffany's" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] 
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08-23-2005, 02:56 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
Walk up to a girl at a party who is obviously very sweet and naive. Must be 17 at the most. I'm obviously a large, drunken yob.
ME: Get yer boring clothes off! She just looked perplexed, but then actually starts talking to me like I'm an old friend, and kept it up till I fell over and started to try and get a grip on the carpet, convinced gravity was failing. I finally get up, and some other guy is talking to her (I know him), so I says 'there's something in your eye', he says 'what?' and I stick my finger in it like one of the stooges. We all laughed. Well, I did. Not that good a story, now I tell it again.
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#6
08-23-2005, 03:33 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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Not that good a story, now I tell it again. [/ QUOTE ] agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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#7
08-23-2005, 04:43 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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[ QUOTE ] Not that good a story, now I tell it again. [/ QUOTE ] agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I wasn't pretending.
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#9
08-23-2005, 05:02 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
[censored] me if im wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
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#10
08-23-2005, 08:19 AM
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
So, I was at this party in college, it was a good friends house, and he had fairly large parties every week, and by this time of the year, a lot of people were comming to them. There was this really ugly girl there that wouldn't leave my friend alone, she was on him like sweat on balls.
He was obviously upset, she was hurting his game... and she was ugly. Eventually, she starts talkign to me, while I'm goofing around filming shitat this party. She walks up to me, while I'm filming, and starts complaining about my buddy ignoring her, the following exchange happens... Her (fairly drunk): "Your friend is ignoring me" Me (really drunk): "It's not my fault" *pause* Her: "Whats not your fault?" Me (with camera rolling): "That you're ugly" *she punches me in the face, which was really funny looking on the camera, ran out crying* and then someone poured a pitcher of beer on her. Next week, same party, she was back... weird girl.
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