Is this guy's pattern mapper broken? WTF?

Now this is what I call blind defense. You really need to show people you aren't going to give up those 100 chips without a fight! This is a $33

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

BB DONKEY (t1985)
UTG (t680)
Hero (t2040)
Button (t880)
SB (t2415)

Blinds (50/100)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG is all-in [t680] , Hero is all-in [t2040] ,2 folds, DONKEY calls [t1985].

Flop: (t150) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)

Turn: (t150) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img](3 players)

River: (t150) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img](3 players)

Final Pot: t150

UTG show K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] two pairs, aces and jacks
Hero shows 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] two pairs, aces and eights
DONKEY shows 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], a pair of aces

Hero wins 55 chips from side pot #2 with two pairs, aces and eights.
Hero wins 2610 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and eights.
UTG wins 2090 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and jacks.
DONKEY finished in fifth place.
DONKEY has left the table.