Share your true funny stories

[ethan]

tuckermax.com rules. The "sushi pants" story is particularly inspirational.

[eric5148]

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One time this guy looked at me funny, so I stabbed him to death and ate his brain.



with apple juice?

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And hard candy, and pixie sticks.

[Shajen]

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One time this guy looked at me funny, so I stabbed him to death and ate his brain.



with apple juice?

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And hard candy, and pixie sticks.

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But not graham crackers. That would be poor taste.

[tek]

Once you've read all his stories you'll appreciate the irony that the only time in his life when he did something ethical he got fired. (His summer clerk job at a Silicon Valley law firm. I'm not giving the story away.)

[ethan]

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Once you've read all his stories you'll appreciate the irony that the only time in his life when he did something ethical he got fired. (His summer clerk job at a Silicon Valley law firm. I'm not giving the story away.)

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I'd never thought of it that way. Agreed...that makes it extra awesome.

[PokerGoblin]

The story of my Avatar



http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...;o=14&vc=1

[astroglide]

graham crackers would be fine. it's milk that's gross.

[Wayfare]

I know I am going to say that to myself next time I gotta check my junk in a pinch.

[nicky g]

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as a sophmore, a group of my friends went out to egg a guy's house, as my friend recently got his license. when we pulled up to the guy's house, it was WAY too far from the street for us to realistically hit his house. so, we just kept on driving and looking for a spot to lob them. we drove past a mustang convertible with the top down and threw 3 eggs, 2 of which landed on the outside of the car, one inside.

we laughed and drove along until we noticed the mustang in the rear view, and watched in horror as it sped around us and cut us off. out walked a 6'2" kid, probably 230'ish, wearing an "Springbrook Varsity Football" T-shirt; it was, of course, a senior all-county defensive end's car we picked to bomb.

the 4 of us nerds knelt by the side of the road for 15 minutes wiping and buffing that guy's car with our stripped off shirts.

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There was one of you and four of him, and he managed to get you to to do that? That's lame. Or was there th threat of him finding you another later with his other buddies?

[lucas9000]

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www.tuckermax.com

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Goshdamn.

this story had me laughing so hard I almost defecated in my pants.

How in the hell have I not ever seen this website before?

thanks yo. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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the blind piano player part OWNZ!!!!11