Donkey gets lucky on the river.

[SomethingClever]

I'm like 80% to one on the turn, fish!

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">giant douche 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: (9.33 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">giant douche bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">giant douche 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, Button calls.

Turn: (9.16 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">giant douche bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, giant douche calls.

River: (15.16 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
giant douche checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, giant douche calls.

Final Pot: 18.16 BB

Results in white below:
giant douche has Ac As (two pair, aces and fives).
Hero has Jh Qd (two pair, queens and jacks).
Button has Jc 9d (two pair, jacks and nines).
Outcome: giant douche wins 18.16 BB.

[Sykes]

Is this a joke?

AA played perfectly IMO.

[DCWildcat]

he's he-hawin' it up

actually, he's playing fine.

[2+2 wannabe]

you guys suck at BBV

[skcubrats]

Who's the Giant Douche? Watch out for over pairs. DANGER--Will Robinson!!!