Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

KaneKungFu123 · #1 04-24-2005, 03:14 AM

I'll be awarding $100 to the best written Haiku. Deadline is Wednesday.

tworooks · #2 04-24-2005, 03:16 AM

first things first, how many syllables is Sklansky? i dont know how to pronounce it, so i cant do the clap technique

EDIT: also, does the haiku have to be about appreciating him? or is it a haiku about anything?

KaneKungFu123 · #3 04-24-2005, 03:17 AM

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first things first, how many syllables is Sklansky? i dont know how to pronounce it, so i cant do the clap technique

EDIT: also, does the haiku have to be about appreciating him? or is it a haiku about anything?

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Sk-Lan-Sky

i think its that simple?

"spaceman"Bryce · #4 04-24-2005, 03:18 AM

The fish are swimming
The seagulls hungrily searching
Mat Sklansky knows both

MEbenhoe · #5 04-24-2005, 03:18 AM

Daddy's Little Boy
Powerful Over Forums
He will Own the Trolls

Eurotrash · #6 04-24-2005, 03:19 AM

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Sk-Lan-Sky

i think its that simple?

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apparently it isn't that simple.. I really don't think "sk" is a syllable.

sklan-sky

two.

tworooks · #7 04-24-2005, 03:19 AM

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The seagulls hungrily searching

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i hope u know thats 8 syllables

Matty · #8 04-24-2005, 03:21 AM

$20 says the winner isn't even a haiku.

MEbenhoe · #9 04-24-2005, 03:24 AM

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$20 says the winner isn't even a haiku.

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Mine is sooooo gonna win. And it is a haiku, so you might not want to offer that bet so freely.

"spaceman"Bryce · #10 04-24-2005, 03:24 AM

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The seagulls hungrily searching

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i hope u know thats 8 syllables

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