How to become a poker champion

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If this is a serious post, I'd suggest opening an internet account at one of the bigger sites, start playing micro-limits and read some books (Lee Jones' "Low Limit Holdem" is as good as any to start.

See how it goes from there. You may be a prodigy and be crushing the biggest games within a year. Or you may find it sucks and never play again.

But don't delude yourself with dreams of easy money, TV fame, million dollar endorsements, and gorgeous babes. The vast majority of people who play poker never become successful enough to make a living at it, no matter how hard they try.