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Say what you will about the Taj, but...
Taj 5/10 last night.
Complete doucebag tool (CDT or maybe CDBT) is just finished steaming over this "bad beat" of losing pocket Kings to AQ. The hand happened 20 minutes ago, but I think he has recovered because he put his sunglasses back on, after he took them off to stare down the raiser. Anyway, the dealer deals a hand and before his action, CDT asks to cash in some of his reds for a black chip. Ok, annoying, but I can deal with it, once. The next hand, before his action, CDT asks for 3 green chips for some reds. I feel the hair on my neck rise and I interject, Me: Hey man, why you doing that? CDT: I'm leaving when my blinds come. Its ok. Me: Yeah, but it's really slowing the game up for the rest of the players. CDT: Its my right to do so. Me: Yeah, but the other thing is, which I know you haven't noticed, is that the dealers work on tips and the more hands they deal, the more tips. (Dealer smiles at me) CDT: Wahh wahh, (makes crying motion with hands), cry about it some more. Me: (Gus Hansen face contemplating a call, in other words, completely dumbfounded, who does that?) Alright man, {profanity} you, you should seriously consider killing yourself. (I know a little harsh, another suspected 2+2'er laughs, and a few other people smile) CDT: Dealer, have him removed for swearing. Dealer: Im sorry, I didn't hear anything. CDT: Fine then, {profanity} you too then and {profanity} your mother too. The floorman who was casually witnessing this whole charade walks over... Floor to CDT : Sir, that language and your attidude is unacceptable. This is your first and last warning. CDT: But, he (pointing at me) was swearing too. Floor to dealer: Is that true? Dealer: No, I don't think so. CDT: I'm leaving anyways. Yeah, its all paraphrased from memory, but I got a kick out of it. I'm by no means a regular, but I'm not a CDT. For this and other reasons, the Taj is my kind of place. |
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