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12-01-2005, 08:31 AM
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Re: Children\'s Tylenol is great but
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you forgot the two best - tho I'm not sure either are still available. Aspri-gum and let's not forget the only thing that made the 70's bearable Saint Joseph's Quaaludes for Children [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, the 70's seemed fun, so a lude would do the trick. But, we need the synthetic heroin now to make people happy. Most people are upset that there is Childrens Grape Flavored Chewable Oxycontin, because it can be a little addictive, but I think the fact that they try to pass it off as grape flavored is more disturbing. It tastes nothing like grape at all. I don't know how my kid (which is due in 6.5 months) is going to be able to stand the test. I guess we can mix it in with his/her formula. craig 
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#22
12-01-2005, 08:31 AM
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NOOOOOO
OMG
I knew they were brought here in chains and sold into forced labor but you're saying they arrived in BOTTLES ? * How many (censored) do you need to shingle a roof ? - It depends how thin you slice'm. Note: Innapropriate reference was self-censored. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#23
12-01-2005, 08:34 AM
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Re: NOOOOOO
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OMG I knew they were brought here in chains and sold into forced labor but you're saying they arrived in BOTTLES ? * How many (censored) do you need to shingle a roof ? - It depends how thin you slice'm. Note: Innapropriate reference was self-censored. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Wow! I don't even know what to say! craig
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#24
12-01-2005, 12:49 PM
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Re: question about pills
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[ QUOTE ] There is a black joke that has to do with that cotton but I can't remember it correctly. [/ QUOTE ] **Warning** Racist Joke Ahead Why do they put cotton in medicine bottles? To remind n*****s what they were brought here for. [/ QUOTE ] the version I have heard goes more like "that guy is so racist he makes black people pick the cotton out of his aspirin bottles" I think that version is funnier.
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#25
12-01-2005, 01:18 PM
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Um,
you were serious about the Oxycontin for kids ?
- I REALLY thought there was a punchline coming; guess not. Ain't progress grand ? * On a much happier note: CONGRATS ON THE ADDITION TO THE FAMILY ! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#26
12-01-2005, 02:21 PM
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Re: Um,
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you were serious about the Oxycontin for kids ? - I REALLY thought there was a punchline coming; guess not. Ain't progress grand ? * On a much happier note: CONGRATS ON THE ADDITION TO THE FAMILY ! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] If my sarcasm meter is off, I apologize, but as far as I know there is not Oxycontin for kids (yet). But, if they could market it real heavy there would be a lot of unemployed heroin dealers. Thank you for the congratulations. It is our first addition and we are both very excited (while I am very excited, I am also a nervous wreck; for those who have met me, i am more nervous than usual). craig
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#27
12-01-2005, 02:42 PM
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Re: Um,
is your kid gonna be crackbaby-esque? The timeframe would seem to suggest so.
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#28
12-01-2005, 02:46 PM
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Re: Um,
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is your kid gonna be crackbaby-esque? The timeframe would seem to suggest so. [/ QUOTE ] Why would you think that? What timeframe? Also, I am not even sure it is my kid, I figure there is a 10% shot that it is mine. My wife promises that she only slept with 9 other people behind my back during this time. But, what can I do, I love her. But, I am willing to gamble. I will know the second he is born: big nose, little prick, and neurotic, he is mine. If it is a girl, well that will be tougher. craig p.s. Really, why would you think that the kid would be crack baby-esque?
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