The Low Content Hand Thread

durron597 · #1 08-11-2005, 12:14 AM

Do you have a hand that you just HAVE to post? It's totally meaningless, but you just MUST let the board know about it? Does it defy probability? Are you increduluous as to how donkish some one is? Post it here!

I'll get us started:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (8 handed) converter

MP1 (t2089)
MP2 (t2834)
CO (t1150)
Button (t1500)
SB (t877)
Hero (t1645)
UTG (t2070)
UTG+1 (t1335)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t100, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t400, 3 folds, Hero raises to t1645, UTG+1 calls t1235 (All-In), MP2 calls t1245.

Flop: (t4675) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t4675) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t4675) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t4675

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ks Ah (full house, fives full of fours).
UTG+1 has Ac As (full house, fives full of aces).
MP2 has Ad Kh (full house, fives full of fours).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t4055. MP2 wins t310. Hero wins t310.

cha59 · #2 08-11-2005, 12:16 AM

Funny. Was that at one of the trout games?

durron597 · #3 08-11-2005, 12:18 AM

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Funny. Was that at one of the trout games?

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Nah, just an SnG I was in.

durron597 · #4 08-11-2005, 12:21 AM

Here's another one, for added fun.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (5 handed) converter

UTG (t1050)
Hero (t1470)
Button (t2295)
SB (t2640)
BB (t6045)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to t1470, 2 folds, BB calls t1320.

Flop: (t3015) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: (t3015) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t3015) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: t3015

Results in white below: 
BB has Tc Qc (straight, queen high).
Hero has 5h 5d (two pair, sixes and fives).
Outcome: BB wins t3015.

wuwei · #5 08-11-2005, 12:34 AM

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) converter

Button (t1255)
Hero (t725)
BB (t1615)
UTG (t1035)
MP (t1495)
CO (t1875)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to t250, 2 folds, Hero calls [t725] t50, 1 fold, MP calls t475.

Flop: (t875) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: (t875) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t875) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: t875

Hero has Ad Kd (straight flush, ace high).
MP has Ah Kc (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins t875.

skirtus · #6 08-11-2005, 08:18 AM

QTs. That's a good calling hand for the villian's I play against. I got bubble called with a J7s, Q5o, J4o this week. None of them short-stacked or desperate. Even with the crap I was pushing I was still the favorite. Of course I lost all 3.

durron597 · #7 08-11-2005, 09:14 AM

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QTs. That's a good calling hand for the villian's I play against. I got bubble called with a J7s, Q5o, J4o this week. None of them short-stacked or desperate. Even with the crap I was pushing I was still the favorite. Of course I lost all 3.

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Well I just posted that because of the runner runner straight, and because it happened less than 5 minutes after I made this thread.

lastchance · #8 08-11-2005, 09:17 AM

Runner-runner royal flush.

Properly tinkering with the luckbox.

octaveshift · #9 08-11-2005, 11:22 AM

NL Texas Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee Trny:14749434 Level:8 Blinds(200/400) - Wednesday, August 10, 22:08:05 EDT 2005
Table Table 14534 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 8: DXXXXXXXX ( $6210 )
Seat 10: CXXXXXXXX ( $1890 )
Seat 1: Hero ( $1900 )
Trny:14727434 Level:8
Blinds(200/400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Jc Ah ]
Hero is all-In [1900]
DXXXXXXXX calls [1700].
CXXXXXXXX folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, As, 2c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
Hero shows [ Jc, Ah ] a pair of aces.
DXXXXXXXX shows [ 2s, 4s ] a straight flush, five high.
DXXXXXXXX wins 4200 chips from the main pot with a straight flush, five high.
omfg
Hero finished in third place and won $100.
Hero has left the table.

#10 08-11-2005, 11:46 AM

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (7 handed) converter

saw flop|saw showdown

MP2 (t1005)
CO (t1730)
Button (t950)
SB (t1045)
Hero (t775)
UTG (t775)
MP1 (t1720)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP1 calls t30, 1 fold, CO calls t30, Button calls t30, 1 fold, Hero checks.

Flop: (t135) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets t40, MP1 raises to t80, CO folds, Button raises to t920 (All-In), Hero calls t705 (All-In), MP1 calls t840.

Turn: (t2720) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t2720) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t2720
Main Pot: t2370 (t2370), between Button, Hero and MP1. > Pot won by Hero (t2370).
Pot 2: t350 (t350), between Button and MP1. > Pot won by Button (t350).

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qc Jc (straight flush, ace high).
MP1 has Td Kd (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has 5s Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins t2370. Button wins t350. 

That just about made my day.

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