Strap On Scenario

[billymonk]

I dated a girl who had done the strap on with her ex-boyfriend. You'd think maybe she'd be a freak in the bed, but nope, far from it.

[SippinSoma]

I'm sorry, but did you just say you were crushing on the same girl for an entire decade?!

Can I shave my ass before she SIIMP?

[Dex]

If you do this, do yourself a favor and put a polyurethane (not latex) condom on the strap-on before she uses it on you. Latex irritates some people, and if you are one of them, this will turn out to be a very unpleasant experience.

Take a [censored] first and use LOTS of water based lube. Relax.

Have her put it in (slowly!) and then remain still for a few minutes while you get used to it before she starts [censored] you. If she just starts pounding away, you'll just tighten up and it will probably hurt. This shouldn't hurt at all; if it does, you're either going too fast, not using enough lube, not relaxed enough, irritated by the latex because you didn't listen to my polyurethane condom suggestion, or something similar.

Have her go first. You may actually find it arousing and then you'll get to [censored] her. If you [censored] her first, finish, and then let her do it, it probably won't be arousing at all - just uncomfortable.

[Dominic]

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I'm highly dubious. But, given your description of girl, I'm willing to bite the bullet... or pillow, as the case may be. I'm sure as [censored] not doing this for some random Hottie McBigTits, though; it'd better be love, or at least serious, long-term lust. I have to approve the rubber cock + a little Patron probably wouldn't hurt. Hoh man. I wonder if this is the sort of question meant to be answered thoughtfully? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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That was the whole point of the post.

Yes, we are going to go strap on shopping. Well...maybe not. After further discussion I've been given the option of seeing her nude and doing "non-sexual" touching if I give her a massage.



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Why would you choosde this option? Scared? Gay? Scared of bering though gay if you let her strap one on??

[Yeti]

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After further discussion I've been given the option of seeing her nude and doing "non-sexual" touching if I give her a massage.

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WTF?

Whatever, just make sure you get pics.

[KaneKungFu123]

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This shouldn't hurt at all

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POTM

[Supersetoy]

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I'm sorry, but did you just say you were crushing on the same girl for an entire decade?!

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Well, I guess I can say I've known her for at least a decade. I've always thought she was a great girl, but she was always dating one of my friends (1 for 3 years during junior high/high school) and another from the end of high school to basically the end of college. I've only been out of college for less than a year.

I will post updates (without pictures) after the deed is done.

[LALDAAS]

This thread remimds me of a conversation I had with my Ex one day.

She asked me " Is there anything you want that I am not giving you"

I am like umm no, like what?

So she says "you know like sexual, Like my ex bf liked it when I would stick my figures up his ass when I blew him."

I couldn't belive what I was hearing, considering I knew the guy.

So I asked her "Let me get this right, you were fingering his dirty donut, while hobbing on his noob."

She said "yes"

After reading this thread it would appear it is more common then I thought.

WOW

[TimM]

I sure hope both of your Irish Catholic parents never find this post!