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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
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[ QUOTE ] No way I could take a horse, a bull is a definite possibility, with a bit of luck. [/ QUOTE ] I'm sorry, this makes absolutely no sense to me. [/ QUOTE ] |
#52
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
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Mothra [/ QUOTE ] With or w/o a bat? |
#53
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
giraffe or manatee
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#54
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No way I could take a horse, a bull is a definite possibility, with a bit of luck. [ QUOTE ] I'm sorry, this makes absolutely no sense to me. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] You saying a horse wouldn't kick your ass faster than a bull? I spent 7 years growing up on a farm, I'll take a mad bull any day over a pissed horse. [censored] that [censored], horses are dangerous, you wouldn't even get a decent shot in. Bulls have some vulnerable spots, the eyes can be bashed and bloodied, a good crack over the shoulder blades will send them wonky for a while. Hit em right over the bridge of the nose and it'll f em up. Only the tops of their heads are the real solid bone. Plus they're predictable as [censored], they go into a blind rage and attack everything, but they're not very fast or agile. They don't deliberately trample or kick...the only real danger is the horns, which can be avoided. Whereas a horse'll rear up and [censored] you up in no time, or go on mad bucking fest and kick the [censored] out of you. Plus the good ones bite. You won't even get a shot in with a horse before you're a bloody heap on the ground. I think the only thing you need to defeat a bull with a baseball bat (provided you're very fit and agile) is a large ring and a few obstacles. I'd give 90/10 to kill the mofo with obstacles in the ring, 50/50 with an open ring that was large enough (say 20 paces diameter), 10/90 in the bull's favor if it was boxing ring size with no obstacles |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
Depends on what kind of revolver we have.
One of these? I'll take everything up to the wolf with a deagle... but I'd be nervous about missing that damn thing 3 times. Of course, give me unlimited ammo and it's on with any of these bad boys. |
#56
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
A. Kitten
B. Harp Seal C. Dolphin |
#57
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unarmed: none (i assume cat also includes the "big" cats, such as mountain lions)
bat: up to a wolf gun: up to lion/tiger, but not a bear |
#58
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An unarmed man in direct combat against a gorilla would have at most a 0% chance. He would be no match for an adult chimp as well. I think he would probably also be in bad shape against a baboon.
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
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An unarmed man in direct combat against a gorilla would have at most a 0% chance. He would be no match for an adult chimp as well. I think he would probably also be in bad shape against a baboon. [/ QUOTE ] What if he was trained in kung fu? |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
The biggest mother [censored] blue whale he could find.
GoT |
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