i think im gonna bang 2 chicks tomarrow night. (pics possible)

[Chairman Wood]

When's tomarrow?

[youtalkfunny]

My wife's sister is out there for that convention. Mid-30's now, but still SMOKING hot.

Please post pics. I'll crack up if she's a part of this.

Either of the hot ones blonde, over-tanned, big rack, annoying Arkansas accent?

[Eurotrash]

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you sir are a genius

the whole post i was just thinking "WTF is a skeeterhawk"

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[theredpill7]

[cpitt398]

so the chicks didnt come in last night. Still have hope as I told them Sunday and Monday would be the best night for me. This could be partly my fault or they could have just met some other dudes. I have a duality problem with confidence. I don't really flirt with chicks while im working too much b/c im just waiting tables and in this town status is everything. And then when chicks are interested I go back to my old self (back in college when i used to get what ever i wanted) and get over confident like im the [censored] and forget to pay them compliments and make an obvious attempt that im also interested. I thought about this the other night but i couldnt figure out a way to flirt with the 2 of them while not being too rude to the henious chick.

I'm still bringing a change of clothes, rubbers, and my camera tonight though. We will see if they show. I should just do like most guys and not let the girl leave my sight once she shows the least bit of interest. It just seems a little desperate to me though.

The problem is I came from a college town and my social skills haven't adapted much. There, you will see every chick again sooner or later so not messing up is the key. Here it is more seizing the oppurtunity when it comes as you will never see most people you meet again.

and no these chicks aren't from arkansas, from Miami

[Alobar]

this post is stupid.

I love how people now always say they are going to post pics or that they might be a possibility, in order to get people excited about their otherwise stupid post. Seriously, I have at my fignertips access to many many orders of magnitute hotter chicks, than whoever the two girls you could be banging are, what makes you think anyone would even care about seeing poor quility pics of 2 random chicks?

[CrashPat]

Skeeterhawk refering to a girl probably refers to an ugly girl that does too much cocaine. She would be thin and generally unattractive. Urban Dictionary doesn't have a direct reference but they speak of Skeeted up and Skeeter bop with cocaine references.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/brows...amp;skip=17622

[poker-penguin]

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this post is stupid.

Seriously, I have vast amounts of porn at my fingertips.

I love how people now always say they are going to post pics or that they might be a possibility, in order to get people excited about their lame attempt to brag about something lame

What makes you think anyone would even care that some chicks flirted with you at work?

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FYP

[Los Feliz Slim]

Either way, skeeterhawk is a kick-ass word that I hope stays around for quite a while.

[Sincere]

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and no these chicks aren't from arkansas, from Miami



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If they are from miami they probably have all types of hepititis, hiv, herpes and every other std. You are probably better off they didnt come back. Nasty people down there in miami bro.