Building a bankroll - Casino whoring style

Homer · #1 02-27-2005, 02:36 PM

I'm creating a website for complete newbie casino whores and would like some feedback, mostly from posters who have never whored before and maybe from 1 or 2 experienced posters.

I expect to be finished and have a rough draft uploaded by Wednesday or so. If anyone is interested in looking it over for me, I'd appreciate it.

-- Homer

p.s. - Please respond by PM. Thanks...

chesterp · #2 02-27-2005, 04:05 PM

i've been reading up on casino whoring on 2+2 lately. tempted to get started soon, but sooooo many poker bonuses to do. i know there are great deals out there- i'd esp. liketo know which sites have great monthly bonuses (so i know i need to get started) and what the average hourly winning rate would be on monthly bonuses (i'm at $10-15/hr. playing poker, so only interested in casino whoring that beats that. anyone have these # details? ifnot, i'll wait for your site. good luck with it.

Dariel86 · #3 02-27-2005, 04:19 PM

Casino bonuses beat pokerbonus 100-0. They have autoplay, you don't need to do anything, just sit back and roll in the cash :P

JackWilson · #4 02-27-2005, 05:21 PM

Man, that does sound good but I have no idea what you're talking about, having never done a casino bonus before. I'd like to hear more about it. What is the typical deal like? What casino games do you play?

Hiding · #5 02-27-2005, 05:44 PM

I've never casino whored before, but would like too. The biggest thing that has always confused me is the autoplay. Is it a software package? Or part of the casino software? Honestly I haven't even researched it but am interested in trying it, which I suppose makes me lazy.

Homer · #6 02-27-2005, 06:04 PM

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Man, that does sound good but I have no idea what you're talking about, having never done a casino bonus before. I'd like to hear more about it. What is the typical deal like? What casino games do you play?

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Questions like that are exactly what motivated me to create this site. It seems there is a need for a simple site that explains the basics of casino whoring and helps a new whore get his/her foot in the door. Ideally, my site will help with that.

-- Homer

Homer · #7 02-27-2005, 06:05 PM

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I've never casino whored before, but would like too. The biggest thing that has always confused me is the autoplay. Is it a software package? Or part of the casino software? Honestly I haven't even researched it but am interested in trying it, which I suppose makes me lazy.

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Autoplay is a feature offered by casinos that use the newest version of Microgaming software (which is called Viper). It is surprising simple to use. My site will go into detail on how to set it up and use it and a few starter casinos to try it out on.

Emmitt2222 · #8 02-27-2005, 06:11 PM

Hey Homer, thanks for your awesome contribution to this forum, I'm sure this website will rock more than the BW thread you made. With that said I play 2/4 with rakeback and have done extensive BWing in the past but that is dying down as I move up limits. Do you think there is enough easy money in Casino whoring that I should step away from the 2/4 game every once and awhile?

LinusKS · #9 02-27-2005, 06:36 PM

The biggest problem with casino whoring is their T&C's are insanely difficult to comprehend. They go out of their way to make the terms of the bonuses hard to find, and the explanations - when you finally find them - are often contradictory and vague.

You have to find them, though, because every T&C is different, and if you're not careful, you'll wind up playing BJ at a casino where BJ is excluded from the wager requirement. My worst experience ever was when I put in a ton of money for what seemed like an especially juicy bonus, only to find out after the fact that only slots were allowed. I lost it all, of course.

Also, there's a lot of shady casinos out there. CasinoMeister's full of stories of casinos vanishing into the night, and there's at least one confirmed case of a casino dealing seconds to itself. You can read about it at the Wizard of Odds. I'm sure it's not the only one.

I did all the bonuses at CasinoWhores, but I don't go out of my way to look for them anymore. The amount of time it takes to sort them, plus the danger of getting ripped off, makes them -EV, from my point of view.

Now if there was a site that did that for me, that would be something else...

As I'm sure you know, Homer, the Casinos pay buttloads to webmasters who direct traffic to their sites. As a result, most casino "review" sites are nothing more than shills for whichever casinos pay them.

An honest site would be valuable, especially since CasinoWhores has closed.

Homer · #10 02-27-2005, 06:41 PM

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Do you think there is enough easy money in Casino whoring that I should step away from the 2/4 game every once and awhile?

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I wouldn't say that you should step away, but you could use casino whoring to take a break from the grind of poker. My site is only going to list about 10 casinos, those that are the easiest to play and most likely to result in profit. Your expected profit from those 10 casinos will be along the lines of $1200-1300 (off the top of my head, need to review exact numbers). There are many more casinos out there that are profitable, but these are the best for those just starting out.

-- Homer