A poker joke that rocks the table

[augie00]

Best gimmick account ever. If this is a gimmick account. If it's not it should be.

[uncleshady]

Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

[lighterjobs]

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Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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i [censored] love you.

[SoftcoreRevolt]

The jerk store called and they are all outta you.

[bobbyi]

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Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

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Absolutely not.

[CallMeIshmael]

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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This is perhaps the best post of all time.

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One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants.

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When was the last time you were around another guy and he farted OUT of his pants?

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He could have been an alter boy you never know

[shant]

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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This is perhaps the best post of all time.

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It's close between all 3 of his posts in this thread.

[1800GAMBLER]

There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

[JinX11]

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There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

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...and farting.