The funniest comedian ever

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Chris Rock just annoys the hell out of me

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"ODB couldn't possibly of commited all those crimes, Coolio did some of them too....Cornbread....ain't nothing wrong wit dat!".

[jakethebake]

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Chris Rock just annoys the hell out of me

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"ODB couldn't possibly of commited all those crimes, Coolio did some of them too....Cornbread....ain't nothing wrong wit dat!".

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See! That's what I mean! It's funny when YOU say it!

[ThaSaltCracka]

If a girl tells you she is 18 and she looks 18, she's 12. If a girl tells you she is 28 and she looks 28, she's damn near 40.

[Toro]

This guy probably isn't on anyone else's list but I just find him really really funny.

Sinbad

[JeffO]

I cast my vote for Chris Rock. His movies suck but his stand up is hilarious.

[WEASEL45]

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Mitch Hedberg

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Not funny at all. Worse than carrot top

[AngryCola]

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If a girl tells you she is 18 and she looks 18, she's 12. If a girl tells you she is 28 and she looks 28, she's damn near 40.

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I love this quote. Chris Rock always made me laugh with that joke.

[Benholio]

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Mitch Hedberg, and it isn't even close.

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Tythe wins. This ^^^ is correct.

Among other currently working comedians, Jim Gaffigan and Dane Cook deserve a mention.

Carlin wins the lifetime acheivement award.

[Nagoo81]

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People who should die in a car fire before ever setting foot on stage again-
1) Carrot Top
2) Howie Mandel
3) Gallagher
4) Bob Saget
5) Dat Nguyen


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That's Dat Phan, btw. Dat Nguyen is the Middle Linebacker for the Dallas Cowgirls. But yes, he is not funny in the least. I wish the comedians of Asian decent would not center their acts around BEING Asian all the time. How many "Flied Lice" jokes can we possibly hear?
"Omg check this out; I'm good at math, and I can't drive! lolol!" Plz.

Anyways, Dane Cook is one of my favorites currently, as well as Mitch Hedberg.

Oh, and debating who is better than others and then getting heated about it is very very stupid. Do you see why? I'll let others elaborate.

[wayabvpar]

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That's Dat Phan, btw. Dat Nguyen is the Middle Linebacker for the Dallas Cowgirls.

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Heh- busted. I KNEW that didn't sound right. I bet that Dat Nguyen is funnier than Dat Phan though.