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Fold | 17 | 21.52% | |
Call | 21 | 26.58% | |
Reraise | 41 | 51.90% | |
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
I haven't seen this for a while at Party. Stars had alot of these losers. Any site with micro limits will have their share of broke university/highschool or mullets who work for 6 bucks an hour........
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
I have never seen this happen, i only have played up to 5/10... what limits do so called "railbirds" start begging. seems ridiculous
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
I either tell them that I've already transferred the money or tell everyone that "he hasn't paid me back for last time." Their reactions are usually pretty funny.
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
You guys are comedic geniuses. You should quit poker and write for Punk'd or Boiling Points.
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
If they ask "Could I borrow $5 from you?", I usually respond with "How about you give me $5 and I'll owe you $10, OK?"
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
Him: Can someone please transfer $5 into my account?
Me: I will if you wash my car. |
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
I usually tell them that I'll get my legal people to look at it and send out the contract within the week.
Typically x: Can someone give me $1? L: I'll get my legal people to look at it and send out the contract within the week. x: It's only $1 L: I've been stung like this before x: A lousy dollar? L: No problem, if you're honest you have nothing to fear x: I want you to GIVE me a dollar L: er? What's in it for me? x: I play a tourney and give you half what I win, I'm a good player. L: But if you lose I'm $1 down? x: yes L: Excuse me for being thick here, but it seems that most of the time I lose $1, and the rest of the time you keep half of the winnings. x: yes, that's right L: Hmmm, my legal people won't like that. x: Just $1 L: Do you have anything you could give me as collatoral? A credit card number maybe? x: No, if I had a credit card, I'd have my own $1 L: So you have a bad credit rating? x: God ITS ONLY $1!!!! L: If it's only $1, then why are you so upset about the prospect of having to pay it back? Are you a criminal? x: Please, just send me $1. L: We've been through this, I don't think it would be wise at this point. x: Your (sic) an idiot L: I'm not the one asking for $1, GL. x: ****** Yes, I do have too much time on my hands, but oh well. Lori |
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
Priceless lori... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
It's based loosely on an old Monty Python sketch where a guy collecting for charity approaches a merchant banker, but they still seem to give the right lines anyway.
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Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?
Lorinda: That is hilarious!
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