Worst thing you've heard just as you're mounting up

[morgan180]

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I have laughed off quite a few of these. Most girls realize how drunk they must be to be hooking up with a guy that drunk, they no longer care.

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Of course this is true. The girl drunk with the intention of hooking with a guy she barely knew. The guy got drunk with the intention of hooking up with a girl he wouldn't do if he could see straight. Who cares about names? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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this is true i was hooking up with a girl on my friend's hallway floor. she looked at me and said do you know my name? i said no .. she said "phew, i couldn't remember yours either." PROCEED....

[jakethebake]

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this is true i was hooking up with a girl on my friend's hallway floor. she looked at me and said do you know my name? i said no .. she said "phew, i couldn't remember yours either." PROCEED....

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That is awesome!

[morgan180]

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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out.

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It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem.

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Ive pulled the tampon out with my teeth on a girl I never banged before.

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[newfant]

I don't get laid often, but I'll never forget that time some random bar chick was reaching for my belt on her hotel balcony and then she said, "what's my name?" I was so drunk I barely knew my own name.

Anyway, beautiful music was playing in my head before she said that and then all I heard was the needle scratching across the record. Whores.

[rustyboy]

My finest:

"Before we go through this, what's my name?"
"Ummm.... starts with an M?"

I was right, but still too wrong to continue.

[ptmusic]

"How is Sarah doing?"

I was in high school and about to cheat on Sarah. The girl I was about to bang was cheating also, but she was having second thoughts at just the wrong time. In a pathetic defense of my ethics, may I say that Sarah was cheating on me too; basically, everyone was cheating on everyone. Aaah, the wonderful days of high school.

-ptmusic

[Toro]

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I don't get laid often

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[jakethebake]

I can't believe there are this many girls that routinely ask the guy their name as he's about to put it in.

[LetYouDown]

A siren.

[Al P]

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"Say my name"


Unfortunately, I was:
A) Wasted
B) Wrong

C) Leaving... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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ROFL good one.