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10-07-2005, 09:42 AM
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Asian Fugitive
So, yesterday I found out through the mail that there is currently a warrant out for my arrest in the state of New Jersey.
...what crime did I commit? Well, a couple of months ago I was at a Beach Ultimate tournament in Wildwood. On one of the nights a friend and I went out for a walk on the boardwalk, tossing a frisbee as we walked and chatted. A couple of cops passed by us and told us to stop. Being drunk, we did, until we couldn't see them anymore, and then resumed. But apparently they could still see us, because they caught up to us and wrote us tickets. Being the stubborn dumbass that I am, and thinking that I could get away with it since I don't live in New Jersey, I chose to completely ignore this ticket. Hence I subsequently received a letter informing me of the warrant. The letter said that I would have to show up to the Wildwood police department and post bail ($258) and then I would be informed of my court date. 1) How [censored] lame is it that they put out a warrant for my arrest for throwing a mother-[censored] frisbee on the mother-[censored] boardwalk?? 2) I'm trying to figure out if I can handle this without actually showing up to court. I'll gladly pay any fine at this point by sending a check in the mail, but I really can't take a day off of work to go to New Jersey. Any thoughts on this? 3) SISCKM? I've also started talking to my sister about this; she has a law degree and actually, New Jersey is in her jurisdiction. I knew I wouldn't regret driving her to her NJ bar exam [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] 
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10-07-2005, 10:04 AM
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Re: Asian Fugitive
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now if you were to have photoshopped an asian guy's face over harrison ford's, you would have accomplished something. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, that's kind of exactly what I was hoping for in writing this post
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#6
10-07-2005, 11:34 AM
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Re: Asian Fugitive
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come on dude, this is super weak. your pic adds nothing. now if you were to have photoshopped an asian guy's face over harrison ford's, you would have accomplished something. OOT 101 [/ QUOTE ] I had considered this, but the prospects of doing this at work were -EV overall. It would have been a rush job, not commensurate with my previous graphic offerings. My bad.
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#7
10-07-2005, 03:42 PM
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Re: Asian Fugitive
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[ QUOTE ] come on dude, this is super weak. your pic adds nothing. now if you were to have photoshopped an asian guy's face over harrison ford's, you would have accomplished something. OOT 101 [/ QUOTE ] I had considered this, but the prospects of doing this at work were -EV overall. It would have been a rush job, not commensurate with my previous graphic offerings. My bad. [/ QUOTE ] You know that's just some rationalization BS. It took me literally three minutes to do this. It's not even funny, but it's at least an effort. 
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#8
10-08-2005, 03:40 AM
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Re: Asian Fugitive
I was wondering how on earth the two of you in this thread ended up with the same "asian" pic to put on the poster. So, I went to Google Image search and typed in "asian." I guess if that's what you guys used, you have SafeSearch on.
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10-07-2005, 03:37 PM
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Re: Asian Fugitive
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come on dude, this is super weak. your pic adds nothing. now if you were to have photoshopped an asian guy's face over harrison ford's, you would have accomplished something. OOT 101 [/ QUOTE ] yeah, no [censored] dude... all of 30 seconds... 
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