Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[KaneKungFu123]

here

[Brainwalter]

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any young person that says "im looking for a car worth 50-60K."

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What about lebron?

[astroglide]

i would think that you could get addicted and ingest enough nicotine even if you didn't inhale. don't cigar smokers get addicted to nicotine?

[wacki]

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i would think that you could get addicted and ingest enough nicotine even if you didn't inhale. don't cigar smokers get addicted to nicotine?

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yes

[lem45216]

Hmm, I sold a kid an invisible pen once. That was kinda dumb of him.

He came to me a bit later saying he lost it.

[wacki]

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This idiot honestly believed that pate was produced from babies umbilical cords. She claimed this is something she had learned off her mother.

WTF? Obviously I got a pretty good joke in regarding Brussels pate, but seriously, how do these people exist? Can anyone top this?

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I don't think this is dumb at all. It's just ignorance. With the way they create veal, Foie Gras, roe, mountain oysters or raise chickens, eating umbilical cords doesn't seem that extreme. In fact compared to some things we eat it's pretty mild. The way they make Jello freaks me out more than grinding up umbilical cords.

BTW, did you know when you eat artificially flavored icecream you are eating moldy decomposed wood?

[RunDownHouse]

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Hmm, I sold a kid an invisible pen once. That was kinda dumb of him.

He came to me a bit later saying he lost it.

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Wow, that reminds me of a great one. In HS, a friend of mine had gym class with Jamal, a really nice but really stupid kid. The class had free shoot with basketballs in the gym, and I guess my friend was having trouble getting his hands on one. He walks up to Jamal, who had just bricked a shot, and says, "Jamal, that'll never work. That's a left-handed basketball."

Jamal, dawning realization spread across his face, handed the ball over.

[Yeti]

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I don't think this is dumb at all. It's just ignorance.

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Uh, you do realise I meant human umbilical cord.

[jek187]

1) Outside one night at a small party, full moon out. Girl says "Did you know last week that Mars came between the moon and Earth?" (And she was serious, upon people trying to argue with her, she kept saying how she read about it in the newspaper.)

2) Years ago, talking to my gf about her car accident settlement. She says her lawyer is going to take either 1/3 or 1/4 of her settlement, and she asks "which is bigger?" While I'm staring at her trying not be an [censored] about my answer, she says "oh, I can be so dumb. They're the same aren't they?"

3) Anyone saying anything while believing that pattern mapping works.

[M2d]

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any young person that says "im looking for a car worth 50-60K."


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What about lebron?

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is lebron looking for a beater?