I'm drunk, horny, and lonely

Listen to advice of some of the posters around here, its really helpfull and sums up a lot of the lessons i have learned over the past few years where it has been a rocky ride for me (still is, but its going somewhere good now). Especially the 'squirrl'story and the stuff about cleaning up your act drinking-excersising wise. Hope you can find a rope somewhere (being a goal you set) to pull yourself out of this crap.

On a sidenote, wether bullchip is serious or not about actually comitting suicide, im disgusted by a LOT of the posters in this thread who think its all one big [censored] joke, or like to feel smart about themselves 'by calling the bluff'. You're retards, thank you for making the world a lil' more beautiful place to be

[einbert]

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This seem like that guy cokequestion. He need attention to be cool in OOT. Be happy. Play poker and drink beer. Visit Wong Happy Ending Massage Parlor in LA for good time. Make you feel more better feeling.

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I hate to admit it but he's right.

If you are having trouble getting pussy, you should just go rent some hookers. Be sure to wrap your dick up though, otherwise they might be giving you some mean [censored].

[oreogod]

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Are you a virgin?

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yes. didnt u read i was ugly? seriously, i dont know any girls. the ones i did know barely talked to me. i havent been out on a date ever. well once or twice when i was 16. but that was nothing. im almost 30 now and i just jack off everyday. i think about rape sometimes. i wouldnt do it though unless i really wnat to commit suicide then ill rape some fine ass girl and kill myself after.

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say no more

[HopeydaFish]

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my life sucks. I feel like drinking and smoking myself to death. I don't want to live anymore. I don't have many friends and the ones I do have I barely even know. I'm broke, college drop-out, ugly, lonely, and lack any skills in the real world. I hate going out in public.

I've been thinking about committing suicide for a while now. For years. The only thing that is stopping me is going to hell. But, seriously, I don't even know if I care about that anymore.

I'm posting this on OOT because maybe someone will say something to open my eyes a little wider. Maybe I need attention. Maybe I'm just a loner who seeks friends.

Maybe I'm dead already.

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You know what I haven't had for awhile? Big League Chew.

[utmt40]

Best dummy account ever.

[spaminator101]

Are you religious?

[SackUp]

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F'ing hilarious on so many levels. nh

[dhaimon]

[censored], that helped me and I'm not even the poster. good read.

[pearljam]

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You need to see a professional hooker .

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