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Old 12-28-2005, 11:53 PM
shant shant is offline
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Default Re: Anyone get a real gross feeling while they\'re in a casino?

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Your time at the tables in Commerce has given you brown (*hit) colored glasses with which to view your world, Shant. However, please keep in mind that we NEED those "ugly degenerates" as our future bankrolls.

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More power to anyone who can play as a pro at Commerce day in and out. I only have sh*t colored glasses when I think about that place.
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:00 AM
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Default Re: Anyone get a real gross feeling while they\'re in a casino?

I have that same feeling in a public library, airport, or Chinese restaurant. Handling the chips is really gross. I keep hand sanitizer with me at the table and use it frequently. I make very frequent trips to the restrooms to scrub my hands. And I am not a germ freak or anything.

So if you see a 30-something guy playing 8/16 at the Wynn in February with a travel sized Purell as a card cover... that would be me.
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:08 AM
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LOL!, I could tell you some stories that would turn your stomach from the days when I worked at the Sahara. LOL!
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:12 AM
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None of that stuff works. Geez, the same person that scrubs ths toilets stuffs the paper towels in the dispenser.

If you look and watch close, you'll see there's a direct line of travel from the 80 million Vegas visitors "hineys" right to your prime rib dinner LOL!.

That's before we even begin to discuss "Waste Expo" and the waste disposal in general.

Trust me, you really don't want to think about it, or before long you'll realize just about everything is a cesspool to some degree.

Geez, the water at the Bellagio is recycled. Think about that the next time you're in that little cloud of humidity in front of the casino, LOL!
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:28 AM
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THe only time I feel gross is when I drink 14 free coronoas at the craps table over 10 hours.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:03 AM
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The only time I get a gross feeling is when im at the President in St. Louis.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:34 AM
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THe only time I feel gross is when I drink 14 free coronoas at the craps table over 10 hours.

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What! That's not even 1.5 drinks an hour, and beers nonetheless.

4 Long Islands per hour for six hours with random beers thrown in while shooting dice is where it's at.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:35 AM
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This happens to me often, usually around 10 am, when I'm stumbling out to my car to go sleep at that rest stop on th'ACXpressway. Everything looks surreal, like a bad fever dream, and I start to wish for the destruction of the whole fat drug-addled corrupt western world. The freaks and thieves and sad old dumpy grandmas and fat guys without shoes picking at their toes and balding squirrelly ex-executives and blotto guidos are all that’s left of Saturday night’s glamour, and I just want to get the hell out of this hell. I think, “What a colossal waste of time and space and flesh—Something For Nothing, the American Alchemical Dream and I’m no different, I could be doing something productive or creative and instead I’m half-drunk and all tired and as useless as these grotesque, addicted barbarians and losers huddled around their dwindling cups and stacks while the casino rakes their lives into that pit at the center of the whole business…”

Unless I booked a big win obviously. Then it's like fricking Cat Stevens is sitting on my forehead..."Mooorning has brooooken...like the first Mooor-oor-ning...! Blue bird had spooooken...like the First Bird!!!!!!OI!1" YEEEHAW! Aiyahh! Gambooool!

Vegas in 1 ½ Weeks!!! I can’t wait.

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This is some pretty good writing.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:45 AM
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saw some asian kid sticking chiips in his mouth one night

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Unless your talking about Doritos here, I think I'll just throw up in my mouth right about now!
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:14 AM
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The only time I get a gross feeling is when im at the President in St. Louis.

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The only thing that bothered me when I was there is that I was not carring my Glock.

Had ubber lag to my left I raise to isolate. 3-4 times Beat him every time and he says" Oh I see how U play do that I am going to kick UR ass"

So me being the nice Guy I am do it yet again. He busted for the 4th time in an hour and I ask him. So whats going to happen 1st U going to kick my ass or rebuy again.
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