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#71
09-02-2005, 03:36 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] I have no good ones myself off the top of my head, but my buddy told me this story about one time he was hooking up with a chick and she was like "stop teasing, just put it all the way in!"....it already was. However, the funniest part of the story was the utterly dejected look on his face when he told me. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty open about most things, but there is no way in hell I'd be telling anyone that story. [/ QUOTE ] that was my reply to him, almost verbatim. he said it was too funny not to share with someone, but not to tell anyone else. you guys don't count. and for the few of you who know me in RL, i just won't tell you which friend it was. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] 
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#72
09-02-2005, 03:38 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
"Did you check on the kids?"
"Did you remember to take the garbage out?" "Did you remember to put gas in my car?" and my favorite... "Can we just to this tomorrow?"
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#73
09-02-2005, 03:42 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
The sound of a creaky door opening, followed by a tiny voice making a suprised sound. "Mommy?!"
Followed by rapid deflation.
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#75
09-02-2005, 03:45 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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The sound of a creaky door opening, followed by a tiny voice making a suprised sound. "Mommy?!" Followed by rapid deflation. [/ QUOTE ] This reminded me of a good one. The same thing "Mommy?" But the kid was sleeping in the room. Her 2 year-old slept in a crib in the room, and I hadn't even noticed it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#76
09-02-2005, 03:45 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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"I love you" Put my pants back on and walked out. [/ QUOTE ] after you were done, right?
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#77
09-02-2005, 04:06 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] The sound of a creaky door opening, followed by a tiny voice making a suprised sound. "Mommy?!" Followed by rapid deflation. [/ QUOTE ] This reminded me of a good one. The same thing "Mommy?" But the kid was sleeping in the room. Her 2 year-old slept in a crib in the room, and I hadn't even noticed it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] 3some!
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#79
09-02-2005, 04:26 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
This was my first time with this girl, and our second date. Just as I got her legs up in the air:
"Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I love you." I went through with it anyway, but then at the climax she had a crygasm. It was not cool. She called me every 20 minutes for the next 3 days.
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#80
09-02-2005, 04:29 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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This was my first time with this girl, and our second date. Just as I got her legs up in the air: "Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I love you." I went through with it anyway, but then at the climax she had a crygasm. It was not cool. She called me every 20 minutes for the next 3 days. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahhaaha, classic. The question begging to be asked: based on this experience would you still go at it if the same thing happened again? Swede
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