Haiku 3: Angry Haiku

diebitter · #1 10-21-2005, 04:41 AM

The name and sex haikus were reasonable successes, I reckon, and brought out the artistic side of OOT. So howzabout angry haiku? What is annoying you right now, how angry do you feel - whatever. Take it as a broad brief.

Here's mine, to get it rolling:

Circumstance, distance,
duty, ethics, worse still, hope,
so rattles my cage!

ChipWrecked · #2 10-21-2005, 05:14 AM

On freeway again.
Motherfvcker cut me off!
Die, you piece of sh1t!

shant · #3 10-21-2005, 05:32 AM

Yo [censored] you [censored] you
[censored] you [censored] you you're cool
and [censored] you I'm out.

diebitter · #4 10-21-2005, 06:59 AM

Lion King! WTF?
You have got to be kidding!
Jungle Book must rule!

ChipWrecked · #5 10-21-2005, 09:37 AM

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Lion King! WTF?

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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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diebitter · #6 10-21-2005, 09:41 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Lion King! WTF?

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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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Some dufuses can't
say words instead of letters
I blame hard drugs here.

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GuyOnTilt · #7 10-21-2005, 09:43 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

ChipWrecked · #8 10-21-2005, 09:45 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

[/ QUOTE ]
These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

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I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

#9 10-21-2005, 06:53 PM

My boss is stupid
A lazy ignorant fool
I hope they fire you

diebitter · #10 10-21-2005, 06:56 PM

I am now serene
but thought this might piss off some,
in the name of Art.