Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell

[BottlesOf]

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Yesterday I had TB for brunch

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This might be the most absurd thing ever written in oot.

Find local places to eat. In general, those guys have more to lose if they mess with your stuff.

[IndieMatty]

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Yes, the "You know how many people die each year from eating pennies" bit was a nice touch.

Yesterday I had TB for brunch after sleeping for about 3 hours. I had a 7 layer burrito... I didn't even know TB HAD guac because I haven't had one in years. Do you think I could get them to add it to other things i order?

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Yes. TB up here charges 65 cents for it I believe. Holla.

[rusellmj]

Ask for coupons. A girl I once dated called Mickey D's complaint line and they sent her $100 in coupons. She didn't find a penny, just bad food.

[SL__72]

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Yesterday I had TB for brunch

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This might be the most absurd thing ever written in oot.

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I try.

[Alobar]

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Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos.


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not even, calling corporate is ALWAYS the better play....corporate LOVES to suck dick in situations like this, and you will get waaaaay better hooked up than complaining to the manger at the place where it happened. Plus the corporate hookup you wont be required to eat at the same place where obviously the employees love [censored] with the food

[NA_kicker]

Update:

Robert (General Manager) at the location I ate at last night just called me. He got a phone call from from the regional manager at 9 am this morning (apparently)

We chatted for a bit and I used the word nauseous about 200 times on the phone with him.

Paraphrased conversation:

"Yeah Robby, man, I found a penny in my taco last night and it made me nauseous. Then I thought about it some more and it made me feel more nauseous. Then I thought, I've eaten a lot of TB in my life, more than I'd like to admit and that makes me nauseous each time I think about it. Damn Robby, I'm thinking about it now and you know what? Yeah, I'm nauseous."

"Well, Marc, its actually Robert. But listen, is there anything we can do for you, we don't want to lose you as a customer at TB" (he actually abbreviated it TB)

"I don't know Robby, I don't know if there's anything you can do"

"Well, I'm going to leave a note here for all the managers and next time you are in, let us treat you to whatever you want"

"I don't know if I'll take you up on that Robby, but thanks for the offer Robby. I gotta go now. Bye Robby"


Whoa.

I can't get comped at any casinos, but getting comped at TB? That's bazooka tooth.

I want to go big with this. I'm thinking I arrange a 2+2 Philadelphia roll call and I order (at least) one of everything on the menu and we binge. Or maybe even make more demands like I get to make my own taco's or something else extraordinary, like challenge my buddy Robby to a taco eating contest.

At this event, there will be pics taken and a webpage will be made.

I really don't know how far Taco Bell will go to please me, but I'd like to find out.

[IndieMatty]

NA Kicker,

Don't dissapoint me with your next thread. You've set a high bar. You had me at "bazooka tooth".

Best,
Matty

Maybe he should find out who did it.

[Doc7]

i dunno if they'll let you go that overboard, you probably can get a mexican pizza though