vin diesel

[lucas9000]

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Vin Diesel catches diseases in the literal sense.
Vin Diesel has replaced ‘plasma’ as the fourth state of matter.
When God said, "Let there be light," Vin Diesel flipped the switch.
Vin Diesel is the entire population of Belgium.
He won a Quake3 tournament at QuakeCon even though he was playing
Counter-Strike.
If you put your ear up to Vin Diesel, you will hear either sounds of the
ocean, or the tormented wailing of lost souls, depending on his mood.
Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in
fact have one of those.
Vin Diesel invented consequences.
When Vin Diesel runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
Vin once tossed a dwarf at a Metallica concert. When questioned, Vin Diesel
said, "Times were different. Dwarves weren't real people then."
Vin Diesel has been known to have philosophical debates with R2D2.
Vin Diesel is fully backwards-compatible with all versions of the Nintendo
GameBoy.
Vin Diesel was once arrested and sent to prison. The next day, the prison
was gone, and a note left at the scene read 'Nice jail, suckers!'
Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the
US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he
killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile
at a time..."
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo
controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of
Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
All IQ tests are checked by Vin Diesel.
God gave Noah the chance of saving two of every animal or just Vin Diesel.
Unfortunately, the ark was not large enough to hold Vin Diesel, who survived
the Flood nonetheless by standing on his tiptoes and swallowing passing
pelicans whole.
Vin Diesel doesn't read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form
into gladiators within his psyche, drawing upon the powers of their
respective meanings, and battle until only the strongest survive in an arena
of fire.
God and Vin Diesel once made a bet for the souls of all mankind. The
challenge was to see who could eat the most chicken pot pies in 60 seconds,
which Vin Diesel won by 3 pies. He still hasn't decided what to do with the
all souls.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to
kill you, including the room itself
Vin Diesel can tell time by staring directly into the sun.
Vin Diesel doesn't toss salads, he throws them.

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i have no idea what/who is the original source of this.

[TheMainEvent]

I was watching a Vin Diesel interview on Conan, I guess Vin is basically a nerd in real life, he even wrote the forword for a Dungeons and Dragons book. He had some anecdote about D&D and Conan said something like "Well your career is basically over now"

[Senor Choppy]

Random Vin Diesel Facts

[Yeti]

Vin Diesel nearly made it to the final table of the 1988 World Series of Poker. Which may not sound like much, but was impressive considering he thought they were playing Go Fish.

[2+2 wannabe]

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vin

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i got this far

[ClassicBob]

Pretty shameless Bill Brasky rip-off, but still pretty funny.