Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)

[pudley4]

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I was playing at the Wynn. I had the urge to take a piss, so I got up and walked to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom and it has a door, so I go in through the door. I walk past the sinks and I find the urinals. Wow, lots of urinals. I pick one with the proper spacing away from the other pissing dudes and I unzip. I pull out my penis and I make with the peeing. La la la la la, time passes. I finish pissing. I shake off, put it back in my pants, and zip up. I walk to the sink and wash my hands. Time to head back to the table I think to myself and I leave the bathroom.

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Did you tip the bathroom attendant? Don't make me start another tipping thread...

[EnderW27]

One time I was at the blackjack tables I overheard a girl at the table next to me saying "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

[odellthurman]

This one time, at band camp . . .

thanks lewis

LOL...classic Lewis Black....nice

And this one time, I was in Vegas, playing at the Bellagio. I went pee, and was subtly checking out the wang of the dude next to me. It was about 2 feet long, and the size of my arm. Curious who was sporting such a monstrous trouser snake, I sneaked a peak at their face: Alex Rodriguez. Then I remembered I hated the Yankees, hated Alex Rodriguez, and hated the fact I couldn't pee because I'd just popped a ginormous boner.

Thank you.

Ok, that was unnecessary. Thanks for that.

I have a red pencil box.

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[murellus]

snozzberries taste like snozzberries

[ZenMusician]

One time I went fishing and my lure snagged a fishing
line in the water. The line was attached to another
lure...which was still hooked on a delicious bass.

Bad beat for that fish...

-ZEN