Scary Bar Situation - Page 8

hhughes · #71 12-23-2005, 06:18 PM

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You plan to call her again? LOL

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That really was the funniest part of this whole thing. OP, please realize that if you call her again to get together, her boyfriend will probably show up as well.

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Go loaded heavy or dont go at all....

shaniac · #72 12-23-2005, 06:47 PM

My advise would be try to find a to diffuse the situation and bail out.

Looking forward to reading this thread though!

#73 12-23-2005, 06:51 PM

Step 1: Take the knofe away from said lunatic.

Step 2: SIIHP or as you would say "Take his anal v-card"

Step 3: Write the trip report

LLL

mostsmooth · #74 12-23-2005, 06:56 PM

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OJ simpson isnt 5'7 - 140
Nicole isnt 6'3 - 165

And OP was definately not sleeping...

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are you implying nicole was sleeping when she was murdered?

trevor · #75 12-23-2005, 06:56 PM

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butterfly knife and loads it up

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How big a knife are we talking here?

bwana devil · #76 12-23-2005, 07:08 PM

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OJ simpson isnt 5'7 - 140
Nicole isnt 6'3 - 165

And OP was definately not sleeping...

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are you implying nicole was sleeping when she was murdered?

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i was just going to let that one go since it would be wierd hijack to get into that. but yeah, seems like that's what he's implying.

bwana

EliteNinja · #77 12-23-2005, 10:04 PM

Best thing to do is bail in that situation.
You're alone. He may have backup on top of having a knife.
You have no buddies to back you up.

First thing you learn in ninja school is that an unarmed expert at martial arts is still at a 2-to-1 disadvantage to a random dude with a knife.

But if you're trapped, go for the ol' broken beer bottle trick. Or do a flying roundhouse kick to his head.

Ulysses · #78 12-23-2005, 10:14 PM

beetz: The "take shirt off" move in that spot is pretty money indeed.

Parliament: Did you happen to have a machete or bowie knife or similar weapon on you at the time? If so, you should have said "That's not a knife! <pull out yours> THAT'S a knife!"

#79 12-23-2005, 10:39 PM

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Or do a flying roundhouse kick to his head.

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If he is as flexible as I am, the best he can do is a flying roundhouse kick to the hips. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Edit: I just hurt myself trying to kick a little higher. Damn you, OOT!

Eurotrash · #80 12-23-2005, 11:17 PM

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OJ simpson isnt 5'7 - 140
Nicole isnt 6'3 - 165

And OP was definately not sleeping...

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this is beyond stupid. you're implying that because OP is a skinny guy who happens to be taller than his assailant that he can't get stabbed to death in the fight?