Cruelest High School Nicknames

[tinga81]

The story of Crapper Trapper.

Back in middle school, our typical ugly girl that every school had, apparently [censored] her pants, or developed poop stains on her underwear after Gym one day. She didn't want to wear them for the rest of the day, so she decided to put them in her Trapper Keeper. She left this pair of underwear in her possession, from class to class, for 4 or 5 periods in the day. After lunch, word had spread about the incident. I remember getting out of class later in the day, when I saw about 15-20 kids running down the hall to get away from her yelling "Crapper Trapper."

She never lived it down.

[Moyer]

Kickstand- Some random kid w/ a weird spur-looking growth coming out the back of his arm.

Consuelo- It really meant "c*nt-sway-low".

Marty- From Not Another Teen Movie (half retarded 90lb kid).

Also: Sloth, Pizza Face, Butter Face, Crotch Critter, Titty Boy, Jesus, etc.

[KaneKungFu123]

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doesnt this apply to every single post made in this thread?

[Mangatang]

E. T. - This girl whose eyes bugged out and were far apart

The Great Schism - This really boring and annoying guy that talked too much. When ever he would walk up to our group, we'd give the code word "Schism", and we'd all split up in different directions, so he could only attach him self to one of us.

Cobby - This was the nick name we gave to one of our teachers. She was so old, that she had to have cob webs between her legs.

Booger - A friend in college who looked just like Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds". We used the name Booger so much, that everyone forgot his real name. One time we happened to meet his girlfriend's parents somewhere. They were talking about how there daughter was dating a guy from our school. Then they said he was in our fraternity. We asked his name, and they told us, but we had no clue who they were talking about. At first we thought they were mistaken. Then one of use blurted out, "Oh! You mean Booger!" All the sudden, her parents got very quiet.

Ketchup Man - There was this guy in high school who always ate by himself in the cafeteria. He put ketchup on everything he ate. We watched him on hamburger day one time. He took the top and bottom bun, and coated the inside with ketchup. Then he coated both sides of the meat with ketchup. He put them back together, then with each bite, he dipped the whole thing in a side bowl filled with ketchup! When the vice principal of the school happened to be walking through the cafeteria, he stopped her and informed her that they had run out of ketchup, as if she was one of the cafeteria worker.