“Mowing the lawn” and other euphemisms

[DVC Calif]

I saw the subject of the post "Mowing the Lawn" and for some perverted reason thought he was talking about sex. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

What other phrases are there that capture this act so gloriously? (Non-gardening related).

I'll start: Cleaning the pipes.

[swede123]

Give someone a jump.

[hoopsie44]

"Getting your corn buttered"

"Yammy"

[Clarkmeister]

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[FouTight]

we have a friend who never really had a girlfriend, but eventually did, and he stopped hanging out very much. One weekend we called him and he said he couldn't hang out, he had to burn wood.

We figured that was some lame excuse that meant he was whipped, from this point on, we always refered to sex as 'burning wood' it makes sense on a few levels here.

[chaas4747]

Pickle tickle.

[Pocket Trips]

Loving your Raymond

[RacersEdge]

"creating the beast with two backs.."

Shakespeare

[Los Feliz Slim]

I've always thought that "Golden Corral" sounded like a perverted sex act.

[offTopic]

I thought all those pervs in the El Diablo Diet thread were hopping a plane to Bangkok when they were talking about "going out for rice pudding".