OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef

SuitedSixes · #1 12-02-2005, 06:59 PM

Dear Johnny,

I am fat.
You are fat.

I challenge you to the following prop bets to take place at STTF-HUC-II:

Prop A: $400
Who weighs less at STTF-HUC-II? Slacker thinks that I currently outweigh you by 20 pounds. I am willing to spot you the 20, and if I win I will reimburse you $20 for every pound over 200 that I weigh. I know a doctor in Las Vegas who probably has some sort of weighing device that we can use for the official weigh-in.

Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.

Caveats:
Once the bet is accepted either of us may buy out for $500 up until February 10, 2006. Not showing up will constitute a forfeit and automatic loss.

If you accept this challenge I will delete the pictures of you from my ImageCave account forever.

**Bet accepted and pictures deleted/changed **

Enjoy!

and

If you do not accept the challenge, just admit that you are scared and no one will think the less of you . . . for very long, and I know of a doctor who can provide you with an ointment for your itchy vagina.

With deepest regards,
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Sixes

Edit: Pictures changed/deleted as promised.

Freudian · #2 12-02-2005, 07:07 PM

This is a -EW bet for both of you.

johnnybeef · #3 12-02-2005, 07:17 PM

done deal.

edit: i am not 100% certain that i will make it there however.

cleinen · #4 12-02-2005, 07:31 PM

What does it take to get rid of my pictures?

johnnybeef · #5 12-02-2005, 07:34 PM

this is so +EV for me assuming that i can make it there.

SuitedSixes · #6 12-02-2005, 07:38 PM

Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.

SuitedSixes · #7 12-02-2005, 07:40 PM

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What does it take to get rid of my pictures?

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I am open to suggestion

cleinen · #8 12-02-2005, 07:41 PM

I will need to do some thinking. I have a X-Mas party to go to right now.

johnnybeef · #9 12-02-2005, 07:53 PM

indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.

#10 12-02-2005, 07:56 PM

Smoke 30 marlboro reds a day and you'll be fine. lung cancer is rigged so only moerans get it.