What's the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?

[DMBFan23]

there is no comeback just hurry the [censored] up

[CORed]

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A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

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If you don't like this speed, I can play slower.

[whiskeytown]

and then of course, you can throw in a "fap, fap, fap, fap" for good measure

RB

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

[xCEO]

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

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I hate you

[party36master]

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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Adam

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I use that one.

[Maddenboy]

sometimes, whether the person is "zzzzzzzz"ing me or someone else, i ask:

"does that ever work? In the history of poker, has that EVER made a person play faster?"

[poker-penguin]

"I would have played by now but I wanted to see what you were typing"

[jstewsmole]

Change ur screename to zzzzzzz.
That way u turn the tables on them. I f they still type zzzzzzzzzz in the chat box, U can reply, "exactly" or "what the [censored] did u expect?"

[ImDaMan]

NH. LMFAO!

Samarai gets my vote for best response.