This song will put hair on your nuts

[private joker]

At the end of this post will be a link to a song. That song is called "My Friend Dario," by Vitalic. Listen to it at your own risk. The only reason I say it is semi-NSFW is because you have to listen to it LOUD. When blasted, this song is just way too awesome.

It's a techno-dance rock song that sounds sort of like Chemical Brothers remixed by Fatboy Slim but with a female robot singing. When the "refrain" kicks in at the 1:01 mark, you will spit blood. This 2-note guitar loop driven by nothing but turbo jet fuel just burns through the speakers.

Remember it has to be BLASTED loudly for the effect to work, so use headphones if you're in a public place. Otherwise, go nuts. Even computer speakers don't really do it justice. Burn it onto a CD and play it in your car while going 70 MPH.

This has been another public service from Private Joker. Enjoy. Unless you're not into this kind of music, in which case you'll think the song sucks. Then it's not for you.

Download it here. Don't play it near kids or old people or frail animals.