Funny Hand (No Instructional Value)

[shemp]

Vanity post. This one cracked me up and I want to share it. I know you've all seen sillier. Not a bad beat story, although tilt is involved.

I'm playing 15/30 and the table's four morons limp to my BB and I raise black kings. SB limp re-raises (must be a monster) and I cap.

Flop is Ah Th 3d. It's checked around.

Turn 5c. SB checks, I check, next bets, all call, and I check raise.

River is an 8s. I bet and get a call and an over call and start to feel sick.

After the second caller I hit the dealer button and get up (tilty) and go for a walk, muttering to myself about what the hell I'm doing.

After a twenty minute stroll I come back to see too much money +750 in my account. All four opponents called the river. I won the hand. First caller had kc2c and was policing with no pair (bet his gut shot on turn), next 3 callers had 84 for turned gut shot rivered pair.