Roomate is threating to kick me out.

[mmbt0ne]

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As for the dishes, buy plastic spoons and forks, and paper plates. Let them wash their own dishes.

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This is what I have done for my last 3 years in college. I highely reccomend it for lazy fucks like me.

-Craig

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Wow...kill the Earth more.

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As opposed to the energy wasted by a dishwasher? Or the water used to do such?

He's maybe eaten 2 trees in the 3 years he's been using paper plates.

[CaptSensible]

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Smoke pot, do coke, and party with the girl at night and play poker during the day.

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ROTFLOL

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as long as you take care of your own [censored], then it really shouldn't be a problem. If you keep any mess to your own room, then it shouldn't be her and her BF's concern as to what you do. Pay your bills on time, pay your rent on time and manage your [censored], and then she shouldn't have any problem. Of course, if you already do this, and you can't talk it out, then you should move out, cause its gonna be nothing but a bad situation, cause she is probably jealous of what you do for a living

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Yeah I can see some truth in that. The boyfriends cool but she's a miserable c%nt and he's pussywhipped so what she says go's. She go's (while i'm doing the dishes)"since your cleaning the dishes why dont you do the bathroom too its a mess". I said "yeah sure" and blew it off. I thought I NEVER see her clean the house once, and now she wants me to clean the bathroom. I have no problem w/ keeping a clean house and I know stuff has to be done but I think her additude really sucks. Am I wrong?

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She sounds like a Bitch with a capitol C.
What I would do is this:

Ask for the there to be an assigned list of chores that rotate ie;
1 week Boyfriend cleans the kitchen, you do the bathroom, she does the living room.
The next week BF does the bathroom, you do the living room, she does the kitchen.

You get the point.

This way:
You know exactly what the chores are.
You aren't doing more than your fair share.

What's crazy making about her demands are that they're arbitrary and therefore bulldung.

With assigned list of chores she can NEVER get on your case again.

[CaptSensible]

She sounds like a Bitch with a capitol C.
What I would do is this:

Ask for the there to be an assigned list of chores that rotate ie;
1 week Boyfriend cleans the kitchen, you do the bathroom, she does the living room.
The next week BF does the bathroom, you do the living room, she does the kitchen.

You get the point.

This way:
You know exactly what the chores are.
You aren't doing more than your fair share.

What's crazy making about her demands are that they're arbitrary and therefore bulldung.

With assigned list of chores she can NEVER get on your case again.

Dude, you should just find a new place to live. Try checking out craigslist

[arod15]

Depends. If you like them help out more, problem solved. If you dont then say you will tell the police, or rents they have a drug problem and to suck your dick.....

[dankhank]

no one should be made to feel bad about playing online poker all day. it is the coolest thing to be doing.

[coffeecrazy1]

I love all the previous ideas. But...in case you want a boring answer.

First thing I'd look at is whatever sort of contract you have with them...if they own the property. If not, talk with the person that does...but DO NOT mention the drug use initially.

Secondly, have a talk with them about this, since it's obviously a problem. Find out what the real issue is...if it's the cleaning, then I think the maid route is actually a pretty good one, especially if you offer to foot the bill(though I'm not saying that you necessarily should).

If it's the poker, however, then there may be a more serious problem at hand. If it's the poker, then ask her what business it is of hers. No matter the response, play the drug card(for the sake of the argument, you find drug use offensive). See if an agreement is possible(i.e. they leave you alone, you leave them alone). If not, BAIL OUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

All of this advice is if you really want to stay. Honestly, this is a shitload of grief for an irrational bitch that is not your girlfriend. Start checking other places out now.

[jokerthief]

Are you sure that this bitch doesn't just want to live alone with her boyfriend and is using poker and chores as an exuse to get mad enough to kick you out. You said that the rent is cheap. How cheap is it? Is it cheap enough that if you left, the two of them wouldn't find a replacement roommate? Did you sign a lease?

Get her to fall in love with you, kick her (ex)boyfriend out, then get her to do the chores.