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Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Bitches,
I found a penny in my grande soft taco yesterday. I'm not kidding. I already bitched and complained to Tashita (not kidding, her real name) at 1-800-Taco Bell. Paraphrased Conversation: "Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco" "O rly?" "Ya rly" "O rly" "Ya rly" "No Wai" "I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died" (silence from T-dog) "This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?" "No sir, I do not" "Me either" "I don't know what you can do for me Tashita, I will never eat at Taco Bell again" (big bluff) What's your play from here? I have no picture of it, but I have the reciept and I have a lot of free time on my hands, so I'm looking for suggestions. |
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