Funny table coach talk.... geez.

[RockPile]

i was trying to play dumb.... still whoever this was. stop trying to school the fishies dumbass. the guy wouldnt shut up at the table, it was hilarious. Conversation starts with him telling me why its good to not raise any draws...

tablecoach: lol but what if you miss completely?

me: what if I dont?

tablecoach: you'll miss it more often then you hit it

me: hmm

tablecoach: so you want to minimize how much you lose when you miss

me: guess so

tablecoach: and maximize what you can make when it hits

tablecoach: besiedes when you hit on the river, and you've checked the turn behind them or in front of them

tablecoach: they'll think you're full of XXXX, and be willing to re raise the river thinking you were bluffing

tablecoach: you never see it in .5/1 limit, but you see it all the time in 5/10

#123456789: me wins $11.5 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and fives.

me: like that?

tablecoach: i didn't see you check raise, but the hands i'm not in, i'm readin a book and the two plus two forums

tablecoach: sorry

me: what are 2 plus 2 forms?

tablecoach: w w w. t w o p l u s t w o. com

tablecoach: no spaces, go there and check it out, it's a great site about poker

me: ok i will



....he kept going on and on.. asking people why they werent raising with pocket Aces etc..