Funny table coach talk.... geez.

[RockPile]

i was trying to play dumb.... still whoever this was. stop trying to school the fishies dumbass. the guy wouldnt shut up at the table, it was hilarious. Conversation starts with him telling me why its good to not raise any draws...

tablecoach: lol but what if you miss completely?

me: what if I dont?

tablecoach: you'll miss it more often then you hit it

me: hmm

tablecoach: so you want to minimize how much you lose when you miss

me: guess so

tablecoach: and maximize what you can make when it hits

tablecoach: besiedes when you hit on the river, and you've checked the turn behind them or in front of them

tablecoach: they'll think you're full of XXXX, and be willing to re raise the river thinking you were bluffing

tablecoach: you never see it in .5/1 limit, but you see it all the time in 5/10

#123456789: me wins $11.5 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and fives.

me: like that?

tablecoach: i didn't see you check raise, but the hands i'm not in, i'm readin a book and the two plus two forums

tablecoach: sorry

me: what are 2 plus 2 forms?

tablecoach: w w w. t w o p l u s t w o. com

tablecoach: no spaces, go there and check it out, it's a great site about poker

me: ok i will



....he kept going on and on.. asking people why they werent raising with pocket Aces etc..

[Victor]

u shud raise this dude on the turn often.

[Dariel86]

Maybe he loves the game, not the money [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[RockPile]

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u shud raise this dude on the turn often.

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I did. He kept folding.

[uw_madtown]

Whoever this guy is: stop being a douche.

The first rule of Two Plus Two is you do not talk about Two Plus Two.

The second rule of Two Plus Two... is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT TWO PLUS TWO.

[RockPile]

it gets better! I like his ...huh? he just doesnt get it.

tablecoach: duuuuuude stop raising me

otherplayer: i'll raise as long as you fold

#123456789: otherplayer wins $8.25 from the main pot with a pair of aces with queen kicker.

tablecoach: ouch that has to suck

tablecoach: i hate getting outkicked

tablecoach: i should have raised...

me: how do you make money if you dont raise?

tablecoach: huh?

tablecoach: god i hate party poker...



...hahah

[Ianco15]

That guy is an idiot, but you said something equally as dumb as everything he said. Do you know what that is?

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Please report him for table coaching to Party.

[RockPile]

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That guy is an idiot, but you said something equally as dumb as everything he said. Do you know what that is?

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hmm.. i was trying to play dumb.. probably asking him what 2+2 is was a mistake. I was curious how far he'd go with it.

[shant]

Asking him to explain what 2+2 is?

Brilliant play in my opinion.