Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

[The Yugoslavian]

Two plus two darkness.
Falling deeper and deeper.
Mat: our guiding light.

It is Judgement Day.
Mat seals your two plus two fate.
Will you be expunged?

So much chaos here.
Confusion, bad energy.
Mat's soul slices through.

Yugoslav

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]
"On Fox Sports they keep saying "sku - lan -sky""

FOX? And you don't know?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure that "sku - lan - sky" is wrong.

But pretty sure = I don't know.

[RicktheRuler]

Actually, you can pronounce it both ways. If I knew how to put linguistic symbols on here I would.

[Uglyowl]

Two large cheese pizzas
Big Mac, large coke, six nuggets
For Mat it's a snack

[The Stranger]

Dad's dirty work
Scott Evil has nothing on him
Handling shyt daily

[Haiku Answer]

sword of damocles
hangs above all who post here
Mat swings it at will

[woodguy]

Go ahead say poop
Say peepee, kaka, and fart
Just don't say [censored]

[john smith]

Headgear, warts, and zits
Matt is far from a sup bro
But fits OOT

[GrekeHaus]

My nipples get hard
When I'm thinking about Mat
Unicorns kick ass!

[on_thg]

OOT is full of dross
A real crapapalooza
The big poop, Mat scoops