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08-24-2005, 02:27 PM
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Best pickup line ever:
"you'll do...."
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08-24-2005, 02:31 PM
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Re: Best pickup line ever:
To the hottest chick I ever banged and her friend-"You guys got any weed?".
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08-24-2005, 02:37 PM
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Re: Best pickup line ever:
my friend told me about using this line on some girl: "There's a party in my pants and your vagina is invited"
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08-24-2005, 02:40 PM
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Re: Best pickup line ever:
"Nice tits." My now wife swooned with lust. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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08-24-2005, 02:40 PM
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Re: Best pickup line ever:
"Nice shoes, wanna fcuk?"
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08-24-2005, 02:44 PM
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Re: Best pickup line ever:
If this place is a meat market then you are definately teh pork roast.
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#9
08-24-2005, 02:46 PM
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Re: Best pickup line ever:
"I'm The Vibesman."
Another good one I use a lot is the one Pam Anderson said Tommy Lee used on her when they first met (from the recent Comedy Central roast): "Hi, I'm well-endowed, and charming."
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#10
08-24-2005, 02:50 PM
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Re: Best pickup line ever:
 Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica? Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick? Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me? Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants? Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Brick Tamland: That's it. Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did. Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants. Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants? Ian: No, Brick. Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
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