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Old 12-07-2005, 12:46 AM
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Default Holy [censored] I want to die

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

TWP ($426)
BB ($511.14)
UTG ($1239.05)
MP ($468.50)
Button ($459.30)

Preflop: TWP is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. TWP posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">TWP (poster) raises to $58</font>, BB calls $56, Button calls $45.

Flop: ($180) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
TWP checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $125</font>, Button folds, TWP pushes, BB calls $241.

Turn: ($910) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($910) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $910

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
TWP has 8h Ah (two pair, queens and eights).
BB has Qs As (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $910. </font>
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:52 AM
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Default Re: Holy [censored] I want to die

Same table, different villain, about five hands later. This villain after the last hand went down started talking smack about how bad I was and how he would take 1500 off me if he "didn't have to go really soon."

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

TWP ($411)
Button ($943.64)
SB ($1500.05)
BB ($394)
UTG ($413.70)

Preflop: TWP is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $15</font>, TWP calls $15, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>.

Flop: ($36) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $17</font>, <font color="#CC3333">TWP raises to $80</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $225</font>, TWP calls $145.

Turn: ($486) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Villain pushes, TWP calls.

River: ($826) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $826

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Qs Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
TWP has Ks Ah (two pair, aces and fours).
Outcome: UTG wins $826. </font>

HOLY [censored] I WANT TO DIE.
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:53 AM
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Default Re: Holy [censored] I want to die

HOLY [censored] I WANT TO DIE
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:53 AM
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Default Re: Holy [censored] I want to die

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Old 12-07-2005, 12:53 AM
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Default Re: Holy [censored] I want to die

well there goes that most of that $1100 you won off that total donk with 9 high

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Old 12-07-2005, 12:55 AM
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Default Re: Holy [censored] I want to die

R U KIDDING? I'M DOWN 2K ON THIS BS TONIGHT. HOLY [censored] I WANT TO DIE.
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:05 AM
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Default Re: Holy [censored] I want to die

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Old 12-07-2005, 01:27 AM
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pull the trigger and the nightmare ends ...
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:08 AM
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play limit.
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:32 AM
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Default Re: Holy [censored] I want to die

Yes, that's a good idea. I should play limit. With ZEEbo. And NLSoiler.
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