if you could trade places with one celebrity...

[MonkeeMan]

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Jesus Christ I had no idea he at one point looked so normal. Mick always seemed to look like Mick, but Richards looks like he came from another planet.

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I had a chance encounter with him about 17 years ago, and even then his face had the deepest wrinkles I've ever seen.

[shant]

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Black Guy - Usher

White Guy - Johnny Depp

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You're right. Usher is probably just as paid as Kanye and gets more ass. I think Depp would get a lot less action than either of those guys.

[MasterShakes]

LeBron James

I wanted the following qualifications:
1) Younger than me (27)
2) Rich enough to retire super comfortably
3) Lots of hottie options

He has it all at 20.

[NLSoldier]

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

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This isn't the first time this happened today either. I barely watch T.V., so I must get this stuff when I am signing into hotmail or something. Today, my wife says, "I didn't know that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachae (sp?) broke up." I respond, "You didn't know that?", in a shocked tone.

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wtf, i didnt know craig was married?

[imported_anacardo]

LeBron in a walk.

[Brainwalter]

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To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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You [censored] this one up.

[housenuts]

jenna jameson. think of all the cock you'd get.

[Crveballin]

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

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I believe so.

Regardless, I think Sheen's a douchebag and I'd rather just be her and touch myself all day long

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I thought they got back together "for the kid". I dont really know.

[BCPVP]

I originally thought divorced too, but it looks like the latest is they got back together. Meh, Richards looks very nice, but I can never stand her acting. Except maybe in those two scenes from Wild Things...

[coolhandkuhn]

Wayne Gretzky. You get to be the best ever at what you do/did (hockey), and your wife is incredibly hot.

The only other choice would be Hugh Hefner, but outside of banging solid 9s (minus one point for none of them having a brain) your whole life, what have you accomplished (not that one NEEDS to accomplish more than having sex with 9s when you're 50 years older than them...)?

Winston Churchill gets the bronze medal...just b/c he was a badass, and witty to boot. Lack of known hot tail drops him down to third.

Edit: [censored], didn't see that time travel wasn't allowed. I vote Matt Lienart.