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Old 10-06-2005, 07:57 AM
ChipWrecked ChipWrecked is offline
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Default The Littlest Scientologist

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby. Ugh.

His, or artificial insemination by his dark masters? Some frozen L. Ron spooge, perhaps? We all know that he's very, very, gay, and his masters are paying Katie big bucks to masquerade as his gf? That Scarlett Johansen told them to eff off?

--- Newscaster just said, "Cruise your daddy."

I'm not kidding.
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:03 AM
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This is disappointing. I hoped for a long time that it was a charade, now I give up. Aside from the Dawson's Creek thing, she's always been on my short list of celebrities. Now, everyone moves up one slot.
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:13 AM
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I have no problems with big age differences in relationships but for some reason the Cruise/Holmes relationship just creeps me out. Maybe it's because I saw Tom Cruise act like a moron on Oprah or because I have also a firm belief that he is gay... I don't know but those two are just an odd couple. She seems brain-washed and she never talks, just smiles and follows his every move. Creepy.
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:22 AM
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Default Re: The Littlest Scientologist

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This is disappointing. I hoped for a long time that it was a charade, now I give up. Aside from the Dawson's Creek thing, she's always been on my short list of celebrities. Now, everyone moves up one slot.

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Don't worry...this is still a charade. I believe XENU is the biological father.
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:25 AM
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Lets welcome the latest Operating Thetan back for his/her life number 3001.

Hail Xenu!
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:36 AM
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Trying...trying...trying...

Sorry, I don't care.
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Old 10-06-2005, 10:13 AM
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why do people think tom cruise is gay?
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Old 10-06-2005, 10:17 AM
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Default Re: The Littlest Scientologist

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why do people think tom cruise is gay?

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Think about it

no guys can be as rich, famous or good-looking as him, so a 'gay' label makes em feel superior at some level.

He's so unattainable to most girls, branding him as gay again gives them a let out - it's not he's too good for em, it's cos he's gay.

Oh, and he sucks the [censored].
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Old 10-06-2005, 10:20 AM
ChipWrecked ChipWrecked is offline
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why do people think tom cruise is gay?

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He divorced Nicole Kidman.

IMHO, this = he loves him some cack.
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Old 10-06-2005, 10:20 AM
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He's so unattainable to most girls, branding him as gay again gives them a let out - it's not he's too good for em, it's cos he's gay.


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Since the Oprah incident, I think he is either gay or taking some type of drugs.
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