Strangest Thing You Own!

[man]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

[icepick]

I have a telegraph key.

[NLSoldier]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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oh man. i clicked the link, and it was taking a while to load so i opened a new browser and forgot about it. when i closed the old browser that one appeared again and scared the sh!t outta me.

[HopeydaFish]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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Meh, I chuckled. I'm sure the dude in the bathtub will appear in my nightmares tonight, though.

[diebitter]

I have an enchanted monkey paw with 2 fingers sticking out.

I have a feeling these are more common that I think they are though.

[HopeydaFish]

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.


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I couldn't imagine paying $5 for something like that...let alone actually eating it once I had it in my posession. Though I'm sure many of the degenerates who bought her lollypops would have gladly paid much much more to be able to own something that was once in a porn-star's snatch. It's a pretty pathetic, actually.

[theghost]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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Wrong.

[piggity]

I own all the fish at my table.

[emil3000]

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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.

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This is a human skull? Would you consider selling it? I've always wanted one. Seriously.

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Nope, sorry, love my skull. I am in Sweden as well so...

[TheIrishThug]

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I own all the fish at my table.

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BOO-URNS.

off the top of my head, it would be two golie hockey sticks. i've never played hockey outside of gym class and can barely skate. when i was a kid, we would go to some farm leauge team that played near my cousins. on two occasions the goalie decided his stick wasn't good. so he handed it to me after they were leaving the ice after the warm up.