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Old 12-22-2005, 08:17 PM
jaxUp jaxUp is offline
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Default Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

wanted to get you
something special for christmas
but you are a whore
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:22 PM
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Default Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

Some Chlamydia?
Could you give her that? The gift
that keeps on giving!
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:27 PM
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Default Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

we broke up in March
but you'll still get a present
I did not pull out
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:53 PM
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Reciprocal gift:
You get hit with child support
(You should have pulled out)
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:04 PM
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To avoid support
Hire hit man for seven bills
Positive EV
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:20 PM
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Default Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

So I was thinking
If you wanted your revenge
Have sex with her mom
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:23 PM
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that was the reason
we broke up in the first place
oh well. Sister's next.
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:24 PM
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Her mom is on rag
Oh well, you know what to do
SIIHP
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:33 PM
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I got you a gift
It is a big surprise: AIDS!
Merry Christmas, bitch
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:42 PM
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Positive EV
But unpleasant variance -
Ass-rape in prison.
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