You know you've been playing too much online poker when...

[Billman]

When you sit down at a black jack table in Vegas and catch ATo and actually think twice about playing it in early position. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[rivered_again]

You're using Excel and see the column heading AK and think "ace king"

[stigmata]

Your boss comes in to the office and asks for a "Quick Head's Up", and your like "huh?"

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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after you fold in a home game you begin looking at porn

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ROFL

[TimWillTell]

This is a story about a Stud St&Go single-table tourni I played a year ago.
I play online about 300 hours a month,(yes, I have no live) and when tilt comes a knocking at my door, I switch from cashgames to St&Go single-table tourni. For some reason I'm then able to play tighter, hanging in there, chip and a chair; thus protecting me against the dreaded TiltMonster.
Anyway, tilting comes so i start playing a Stud-singletable.
I think i'm playing very well, i'm almost in the money, jacks in the hole with queen showing, improving to fullhouse. My oponent has just rags showing, He doesn't know how to play this game at all. He just keeps calling with nothing; I pity the fool! He goes all-in. No way he can beat my boat, he will be out of the tourni, and I will be in the money.
Showdown! Yes, the fool has nothing at all, just rags.
Wait, what's this? Someone help me!
There's something wrong with the Party-software, or is it my computer?
The money of the pot goes in two directions. Half to me, half to the fool.
My God, it's a Hi-Lo tourni!

Man i had a great laugh afterworths.
Just couldn't believe that i discovered it so late, and that i came so far,(I made thirth place) playing mediums pairs and all.
Did I play to much online, or didn't I?
See anyone top that!

[Jernau]

Shameless related thread pimpage You know that Poker is taking over when...

[Mike Cuneo]

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You call your friends for a home game to take a break.



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Glad I'm not the only one that does this.

[balkii]

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You call your friends for a home game to take a break.


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or...When your friends call you for a home game and you tell them, "are you kidding? i hate poker"

[XXXNoahXXX]

...you don't have to use birth control with your girlfriend anymore because your laptop has made sperm production a thing of the past.....assuming shes forgiven you for the last time you told her a quickie during the 5 minute MTT break would be a good idea.

[In Paradise]

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Sometimes when I'm really wired after a long, late night session, I'll shower, go to bed and double-table 3/6 stud on my laptop to relax while watching TV.

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LOL