why i hate fast food

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150, same as when I gratuated high school ten years ago.

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i'm assuming you can still fit into your letter jacket.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Burgerville is edible fast food. I eat a lot of crap and I weigh 20 pounds less than I did in highschool. 165-145.

[VayaConDios]

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how fat are you guys that eat that crap all the time that has all your daily calories in one bag and twice your allowance of fat. no wonder you drool over the porn on the net as you cant get a decent girl.

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It's easy to lose weight. There's nothing you can do about being ugly and old.

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Oh yeah, enjoy this one!

Looking for a healthier alternative, we tried Quizno's. It was great. Kids liked it, too.

One day, I don't get home in time to make dinner, so I run to Quizno's. I order the same Kid's Meals (sandwich, chips, cookie, and toy)) that we got the week before.

As I'm hauling all this stuff towards the door to leave, I get a hunch that I should check to see if everything is in order.

Good thing I did. The Kids Meals each have a sandwich, and that's it! No chips, no cookies, no toys.

Tell the staff, and they all start pointing to each other. "I thought YOU were getting that stuff!"

Hey, no prob. Just give me my crap, so I can be on my way.

Suddenly, no one can find the kids' toys, nor cookies, nor chips. They get the manager, who informs his crew that this store no longer sells Kids Meals.

These A-holes charge me for 3 meals, and try to send me on my way with three sandwiches. Didn't give a damn if my kids get disappointed when they find out they got swindled out of an 18-cent toy.

OK, Mr Manager (who can't be out of high school yet), here's your chance to appease a pissed-off customer. What are you going to do about it?

"Those kids sandwiches only cost $X, so I'll refund you the difference. Is that OK?"

As Marcellus Washburn would say, that's "pretty F'ing far from OK." I gave him back my $30 order, and told him that I would cheerfully take my refund in the form of cash.

And the saddest part of this story, besides the fact that my temper is keeping me out of a place that makes damn good sandwiches?

The kids meals were called Quiz Kids, and that reminds me of my favorite line from The Three Stooges' "Sing a Song of Six Pants".

MOE: What could "T.H." stand for?

SHEMP: Teddy Hoosevelte?

MOE: You're wrong, Quiz Kid!

LARRY: I got it! Thomas Hedison!

MOE: Oh, will you guys STOP!

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150, same as when I gratuated high school ten years ago.

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Yeah, me too!

310, same as when I gratuated high school 20 years ago.

[Riskwise]

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how fat are you guys that eat that crap all the time that has all your daily calories in one bag and twice your allowance of fat. no wonder you drool over the porn on the net as you cant get a decent girl.

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It's easy to lose weight. There's nothing you can do about being ugly and old.

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pitiful that the stranger had to defend the OOT'ers

5'11, 135 pounds of THUNDER.

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150, same as when I gratuated high school ten years ago.

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Yeah, me too!

310, same as when I gratuated high school 20 years ago.

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See there you go, both of us can continue to enjoy the goodness of fast food.

[Michael Davis]

"It's easy to lose weight. There's nothing you can do about being ugly and old."

I think this is the first time Zee ever got owned.

-Michael

[bugstud]

you forget his 4 part NL hand

but yeah, owned like that...probably a first.

[plaster8]

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Burgerville is edible fast food. I eat a lot of crap and I weigh 20 pounds less than I did in highschool. 165-145.

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Oh, how I miss Burgerville ever since I moved to Seattle. Gooooooood stuff.