What's your pet peeve?

1) Not sure if it's the same thing, but I hate it when people get off escalators and just stand there looking left and right while everyone else runs into them.

2) People who get to the front of a long line at McDonalds and then look up at the menu trying to decide what they want. The menu hasn't changed in 10 years. When I go to McDonalds, I pretty much know the instant I decide to go what I want.

[Hamish McBagpipe]

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People who get to the front of a long line at McDonalds and then look up at the menu trying to decide what they want. The menu hasn't changed in 10 years.

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"Let me see.....I'll have one of your.....ummmmmm.....no, changed my mind......hmmm, do you have one of those Whoppers?"

Yes, I am particularly discomfited when this occurs. But this also applies to any line at a fastfood or convenience store when the people in front of you have been waiting 10 minutes and only when they get to the front do they start rummaging around for some form of payment. Women are particularly bad for this. I'll call that number 3.

Which brings me to 2) any man who pays by interac for a purchase less than ten dollars. This deserves a smack upside the head. This is not some futuristic Star Trek utopian cashless society we live in. Use hard currency, dink.

And my number one pet peeve....crackheads. There are a lot of crackheads around my neighbourhood. But today I took the subway to work and a tall, smelly, crackhead was staggering around asking for change during rush hour. We got to a stop and when the doors chimed to close the crackhead tried to run out. He was tall, kind of stooped over and the doors closed perfectly on his head like some kind of horizontal double guillotine. On our subway this actually kind of hurts when you just get your chest or gut smacked by these closing doors before they spring back. So, the crackhead howled in pain and I laughed out loud for about 3 stops, but noone else saw the humour in this for some reason. Oh well, made my day.

This:

[PokerGoblin]

Really slow drivers

Losing to two outers

Losing period

catchphrases

one sentence responses designed only to increase one's post count

when someone quotes the previous post into a new post without adding anything to it (my irritation increases exponentially when this happens mulitple times in a single thread)

when someone says 'nh' to something funny someone else said. It was clever a year ago. Now it is gay.

FYP's. They're gay too.

When someone posts about how difficult it is for them to get laid.

People who think there is a magical formula to getting laid and that people on this message board are going to clue him in.

People who think an uncommon chance encounter with an overfriendly attractive female is 'one that got away'.

Leprechauns

People who can't figure things out for themselves and go to a public message board to learn things like the best way to wipe their asses.

when the first reply to a topic is some retarded acronym

when the next six replies are requests to have the acronym explained

flat pop

warm beer

chain restaurants like Applebees, Chili's Damons, ETC.

Mosquitoes

cheap people

people who complain about the price of gas

people in general

porno flicks where the dude getting the BJ is also the cameraman

painting (it sucks donkey balls)

having people ask what my pet peeves are just so they'll know how to irritate me

computer viruses acquired from downloading porn (known commonly as cyber syphillis)

the H2

the H3

That was fun

PG

[lapoker17]

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those omnipresent yellow lance armstrong bracelets...(i secretly hope that they end up causing cancer, i think that would be the ultimate irony)


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If you thought of this joke, you are brilliant. Awesome.

[RustedCorpse]

1) People who walk down the sidewalk like 6 abreast and refuse to seperate.

2) People who read silently, but move their lips while they do so.

[HopeydaFish]

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People who can't get their cars between the lines in parking lots, thus reducing the usable spots.


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im with you.
just the other day, this dude parks in front of my house and takes up two spots?! i yell to him "learn how to park [censored], or pay for your parking" (theres a pay parking lot by the train station which is where he was heading).
he ignores me and keeps walking away, so a little later i keyed up his car real nice.
he'll learn

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LOL...such a small world. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[pokerdirty]

i hate it when you jerk off, there's always that little bit left in the cannon that leaks out after you think you are finished. i [censored] hate that.

you. are. awesome.

[benza13]

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Idiots who merge onto a freeway at 40 mph.

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My girlfriend used to do this, eventually she got sick of me flipping out on her and learned to drive a little better.